DeNelJ
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Just tried @ 's skinny girl wine at the . It's my new Summer wine
12:41 PM May 5th
via Mobile Web
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@ Hold on, do you even own a shirt?
2:01 PM Apr 10th
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in reply to thefatmat
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You really lose your social life when you try to mate a zebra with a dragon, to make a Unicorn.
2:12 PM Apr 4th
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Just found out @ has been sleeping in my room since 2003. Peg City Skank 2
11:20 AM Apr 4th
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The things I have to do at work in order to get paid
12:29 PM Mar 16th
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Life advice from a father. "anyone who snorts cocaine off a toilet seat, truly has a drug problem"
10:48 AM Mar 14th
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Fun Factoid of the day:
My father use to "rock" a fu manchu
10:59 AM Mar 9th
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Does anyone know where 'The Bank of Heaven' is located? I need to cash this check.
12:08 AM Mar 7th
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I just spent 30 minutes flossing my teeth. When did I, as a person become boring?
10:04 AM Mar 2nd
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You start to question your life, when a rush of relief and exhilaration is intertwined with getting your period.
1:28 PM Feb 29th
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My life isn't that interesting, but if I sang about it, in a broadway fashion. I'm sure you would find me intriguing, maybe even seducing
7:29 PM Feb 28th
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I love ending my night w Law&Order, drifting off to the comforting tones of soft-core rape & murder.
3:43 PM Feb 19th
via WhoSay
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I feel like this is the down fall of my intelligence, when I can't keep up with the storyline for Games of Thorne.
11:49 AM Feb 23rd
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I feel like this is the down fall of my intelligence, when I try to rationalize and explain the "zombie rules" of The Walking Dead.
11:47 AM Feb 23rd
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Failed Mint Julep @ Jack Daniels + crushed mint is considered a Mint Julep?!
12:15 AM Feb 19th
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I Choo Choo Choose You
6:53 PM Feb 14th
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@ I am using pigeon carrier service next time you don't get one of my texts.
5:12 PM Feb 9th
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Items to have an awesome Valentine's Day:
rope, duct tape, a heavy blunt object & a trunk to throw ur Valentine's in.
11:37 AM Feb 7th
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My speech impediment won't allow me to pronounce my new car.
3:38 PM Feb 3rd
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'I just want to stay in, watch The Notebook and all of Katherine Heigl 's Romcom movies'- words that will never be uttered by me!!
11:31 AM Feb 2nd
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- Name DJ
- Location CANADA
- Web http://facebook.c...
- Bio I have a face u have a face, we must have so much in common then. Dress like a lady but talk like ur guyfriend ur mom didn't want u 2 hangout with.
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