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  1. Do you remember how we used to talk? We'd stay on the phone at night till dawn. 10:43 AM Nov 25th from web
  2. Usenet is better than a DVR 6:50 PM Nov 23rd from web
  3. In the immortal words of Q-Tip: "What is it that everybody has and some pirates and theives try to take?" Djibouti. 10:35 AM Nov 22nd from web
  4. In the USA, the poverty line for a single person under 65 is $30/day. The international poverty line is $1.08 / day. 10:34 AM Nov 22nd from web
  5. I wonder if the people of Djibouti know how cool the name of their country is. 10:28 AM Nov 22nd from web
  6. I could end the planet in a holocaust 11:29 AM Nov 21st from web
  7. IE vs FF: open both apps. IE was up and I logged into my bank account +2 other sites before FF even told me that NoScript needs an update. 7:37 AM Nov 21st from web
  8. @wbaustin Where do homeless people plug in their laptops? 7:16 AM Nov 21st from web
  9. To whomever added me to their "wisdom" list: I am so, so sorry. What were you thinking? 7:13 AM Nov 21st from web
  10. @ZnaTrainer Happiness is a warm gun. 7:10 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to ZnaTrainer
  11. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 7:03 AM Nov 21st from web
  12. I could write something funny here, but then you'd expect it every time. 7:21 AM Nov 20th from web
  13. This makes Sugar Loaf look like cake: http://www.opb.org/programs... 8:33 AM Nov 19th from web
  14. Heathcliff, it's me, it's Cathy. I've come home. It's so cold. 3:46 PM Nov 18th from web
  15. Winter Park has a new web cam. The intent seems to be to show that nothing interesting ever happens in Winter Park. http://is.gd/4Xofs 1:18 PM Nov 17th from web
  16. Shere Khan Vindaloo with Chicken FTW! http://bit.ly/1gVBtY 4:30 PM Nov 15th from web
  17. Day of judgement, God is calling / On their knees the war pig's crawling / Begging mercy for their sins / Satan laughing spreads his wings 11:37 AM Nov 15th from web
  18. Does VS2010 fix the Help Update in Progress bug? You know, the one where you see that message at all, ever. 6:01 PM Nov 13th from web
  19. I want a FreakAngels movie. (http://www.freakangels.com/) 9:50 AM Nov 13th from web
  20. I don't understand how your love can do what no one else's can. http://bit.ly/13I3FY 9:03 AM Nov 13th from web
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  • Bio Brilliant and funny. Witty and wise. Handsome as the devil himself.
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