demonbaby
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@ Hey, I like Ikea. These people are talking about it like it's a tool of Satan.
about 8 hours ago
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"Ikea furniture is made for one purpose: To make money off of idiots who don't know diddlysquat about nothin'!"
about 8 hours ago
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"I went into one of those Ikeas. I'll never go back! What a joke!" "I hate 'em! It's a maze full of junk!"
about 8 hours ago
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"To get into Heaven you need faith. It's more about beliefs than actions. That's how Jesus will judge you."
about 10 hours ago
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"There's too much sex in books these days! There should be a library that only has books with no sex in them!"
about 11 hours ago
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@ Actually, it's not a bad holiday at all. I just thrive on sarcasm.
about 13 hours ago
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@ Duh. Where else would it be?
about 14 hours ago
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Of course someone had to say Grace. He thanked Jesus for the meal. Thank my Mom, asshole, she made it.
about 14 hours ago
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Yes Grandma, I'd love to hear about all your body parts that are causing you pain. Let me pull up a chair, I don't want to miss any of this.
about 15 hours ago
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@ That is darrrrrrk.
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to SeeIntoInfinity
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@ Now THAT's good conversation. Wait, people who puke out poop? Medically or fetishistically?
about 15 hours ago
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@ Aww, golly, you know how to make a guy blush.
about 15 hours ago
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Family seems to be having a "who can have the least interesting conversation" contest. Uncle's in the lead, talking about vacuum cleaners.
about 15 hours ago
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A certain unnamed relative's breath smells like he has an anus in the back of his throat that squirts out hot plumes of stink when he talks.
about 16 hours ago
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Yeah Mom, let's all talk about menopause. Good idea. I'll be anywhere other than this room if you need me.
about 17 hours ago
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FYI, lady, while you're talking to me, this is what's going on in my head: "Don'tcaredon'tcaredon'tcaredon'tcaredon'tcaredon'tcare..."
about 17 hours ago
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@ Dude, we get it.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to DrunkDialers
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So many great quotes coming out of @ today. Follow them for Twitter's best tragic drunken sideshow.
about 19 hours ago
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RT @: It's not my fault Grandma is blind and annoying. Why do I gotta talk to her? The Pilgrims wouldn't tolerate this bullshit.
about 21 hours ago
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@ *I* love you. Keep on keepin' on, Tiff.
1:56 AM Nov 26th
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- Name demonbaby
- Location All over the place.
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- Bio Geekiness, cynicism, and fourth grade humor.
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