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  1. Nearly every morning I wake up to horrifyingly weird YouTube links sent to me by @blindoldfreak. Here's today's (NSFA): http://bit.ly/1kyP2Jabout 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Saw a headline about House Democrats actually accomplishing something and thought I was reading @TheOnion. Huh.9:44 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  3. Betty Bowers, America's best Christian, explains "traditional" marriage: http://bit.ly/hVnuC - via @elsergio5:06 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  4. @greydient Me the fuck too. Pretentious crap.1:53 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to greydient
  5. The photo of my penis I took for Craigslist came out all blurry... I should have called this guy: http://bit.ly/3uLZz7 - thx @Automatic_Ego5:59 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  6. @Malechite People poop like that in Asia, but they do it on special floor toilets: http://bit.ly/1fabAD -Doing that on Western toilets = NO.5:52 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to Malechite
  7. It's kind of awesome that there are enough people out there attempting this to warrant a sign: http://twitpic.com/ob9oi - thx @funketyme5:38 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  8. Christ on a fucking cracker, the "sexy" dog costume thing is even worse than I thought: http://bit.ly/HPU3r - thx @dailycuntpunch11:48 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  9. Dear girls: I know you love to use Halloween as an excuse to dress like a slut, but PLEASE leave your dog out of it: http://bit.ly/IyTnf10:59 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  10. @ugliesttattoos Please take note: RT @SHO_Dexter: This brings "hardcore fan" to a new level. http://bit.ly/1Ns6AX10:52 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  11. I feel a great disturbance in the Force; as if millions of tiny nerd boners suddenly became erect: http://bit.ly/444Oiu Sorry @CarrieFFisher10:44 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  12. I love @ugliesttattoos' "Tramp Stamp Translator": http://bit.ly/1PN6vt - Whoever writes for that site is a genius.10:35 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  13. @EggSoup Darkest reply ever. I love it.1:29 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to EggSoup
  14. Ever been trapped in a conversation so trivial, with someone so pretentious, that all you could think about was punching them in the face?1:11 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  15. Wouldn't it be funny if millions of people had an intense, personally emotional reaction to a bunch of strangers hitting balls with sticks?9:39 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  16. AGREED. RT @trentvanegas: Very disheartened by #Maine vote tonight, proves why civil rights should not be put to popular vote :(9:21 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  17. We have a booth by the window. A crazy homeless woman pressed up against the glass & stared at me while licking her hands like a cat. Dark.9:16 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  18. Douchebag wearing breathalyzer costume charged with drunken driving: http://bit.ly/2RxVzO - via @BoingBoing1:00 PM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  19. Spectacularly destructive forklift accident in a Russian vodka warehouse: http://bit.ly/2bq8UM - via @mashable7:15 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  20. Douchebags around the world unite for The Douchebag Solidarity Movement: http://bit.ly/1OUtPc - via @laughing_squid6:24 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck