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  1. Nearly every morning I wake up to horrifyingly weird YouTube links sent to me by @blindoldfreak. Here's today's (NSFA): http://bit.ly/1kyP2J
  2. Saw a headline about House Democrats actually accomplishing something and thought I was reading @TheOnion. Huh.
  3. Betty Bowers, America's best Christian, explains "traditional" marriage: http://bit.ly/hVnuC - via @elsergio
  4. @greydient Me the fuck too. Pretentious crap.
  5. The photo of my penis I took for Craigslist came out all blurry... I should have called this guy: http://bit.ly/3uLZz7 - thx @Automatic_Ego
  6. @Malechite People poop like that in Asia, but they do it on special floor toilets: http://bit.ly/1fabAD -Doing that on Western toilets = NO.
  7. It's kind of awesome that there are enough people out there attempting this to warrant a sign: http://twitpic.com/ob9oi - thx @funketyme
  8. Christ on a fucking cracker, the "sexy" dog costume thing is even worse than I thought: http://bit.ly/HPU3r - thx @dailycuntpunch
  9. Dear girls: I know you love to use Halloween as an excuse to dress like a slut, but PLEASE leave your dog out of it: http://bit.ly/IyTnf
  10. @ugliesttattoos Please take note: RT @SHO_Dexter: This brings "hardcore fan" to a new level. http://bit.ly/1Ns6AX
  11. I feel a great disturbance in the Force; as if millions of tiny nerd boners suddenly became erect: http://bit.ly/444Oiu Sorry @CarrieFFisher
  12. I love @ugliesttattoos' "Tramp Stamp Translator": http://bit.ly/1PN6vt - Whoever writes for that site is a genius.
  13. @EggSoup Darkest reply ever. I love it.
  14. Ever been trapped in a conversation so trivial, with someone so pretentious, that all you could think about was punching them in the face?
  15. Wouldn't it be funny if millions of people had an intense, personally emotional reaction to a bunch of strangers hitting balls with sticks?
  16. AGREED. RT @trentvanegas: Very disheartened by #Maine vote tonight, proves why civil rights should not be put to popular vote :(
  17. We have a booth by the window. A crazy homeless woman pressed up against the glass & stared at me while licking her hands like a cat. Dark.
  18. Douchebag wearing breathalyzer costume charged with drunken driving: http://bit.ly/2RxVzO - via @BoingBoing
  19. Spectacularly destructive forklift accident in a Russian vodka warehouse: http://bit.ly/2bq8UM - via @mashable
  20. Douchebags around the world unite for The Douchebag Solidarity Movement: http://bit.ly/1OUtPc - via @laughing_squid