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Contrary to popular local belief, the "shoulder barge" is not the polite way of asking someone if they'll move briefly aside. #manners5:08 PM May 26thvia Twitter for iPhone
Comparing my passport photo with my current mug and trying to decide whether, if I was a customs official, I'd let me through... #paranoid11:54 PM May 24thvia web
I am not a mind reader. I have never been a mind reader. How come everyone today expects me to know exactly what they mean?!5:09 PM May 20thvia Twitter for iPad