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Morning with the vet = afternoon with codeine and antihisthamines. Also, Tweetdeck spellcheck suggested I might mean "cocaine" not "codeine"about 6 hours agofrom TweetDeck
When your cousin is @TheMacTutor, you don't have to worry if your iPhone intuitively knows your favorite blue words! He can teach them to itabout 7 hours agofrom TweetDeck
I like that my iPhone knows when I'm trying to type the word 'homunculus' but not 'fuck'. Apple clearly has no clue about my vocabulary.about 8 hours agofrom Echofon
It does help that the new vet tech here is a 18ish hot guy with big muscles who is crazy fucking organized and is great at his job.about 9 hours agofrom Echofon
Did we change time zones last night? I could have sworn I scheduled this vet appointment for 9am cat. But if I did I would have been seen.about 9 hours agofrom Echofon
For fucking real, if you buy your dog a Snuggie for Dogs, you're an asshole who should not be allowed to have money. None. Ever. Or dogs.about 10 hours agofrom Echofon
At the vet with dogs and delcious @starbucks coffee. Dogs are annoying. Sadly, they'll be leaving with me and the coffee will not.about 10 hours agofrom Echofon