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  1. @ChelSeizetheDay and it's fair warning that there will be a baby sleeping next door soon... and that you won't be so polite then
  2. @ChelSeizetheDay This way if he's dead, you can call 9-1-1. If he's not, he'll feel like a dick for annoying the preggo neighbor.
  3. @ChelSeizetheDay ...I was going to call 9-1-1 but thought I'd check on you first."
  4. @ChelSeizetheDay knock on his door and say, "I've heard your cell phone ringing all day and I was worried something was wrong....
  5. Morning with the vet = afternoon with codeine and antihisthamines. Also, Tweetdeck spellcheck suggested I might mean "cocaine" not "codeine"
  6. When your cousin is @TheMacTutor, you don't have to worry if your iPhone intuitively knows your favorite blue words! He can teach them to it
  7. I like that my iPhone knows when I'm trying to type the word 'homunculus' but not 'fuck'. Apple clearly has no clue about my vocabulary.
  8. It does help that the new vet tech here is a 18ish hot guy with big muscles who is crazy fucking organized and is great at his job.
  9. Did we change time zones last night? I could have sworn I scheduled this vet appointment for 9am cat. But if I did I would have been seen.
  10. @killyosaur it's what's best. Seriously. Don't make your dog suffer needlessly. End his miserable hairlessness and chihuahuaness.
  11. @ChelSeizetheDay coming up on Tru after Conspiracy Theory with The Body: 8pm When Preggos Collide
  12. @GoddessGeek I might recommend buying a regular coat. But your way works better. I feel the same way about my skinny ass kid.
  13. For fucking real, if you buy your dog a Snuggie for Dogs, you're an asshole who should not be allowed to have money. None. Ever. Or dogs.
  14. @ChelSeizetheDay I'm 14 weeks today. Just 20 weeks behind you! I think that's considered a safe following distance so I don't rear end you.
  15. @sashapixlee fluids don't last very long in pregnant women. It's pretty much sip&pee almost simultaneously
  16. At the vet with dogs and delcious @starbucks coffee. Dogs are annoying. Sadly, they'll be leaving with me and the coffee will not.
  17. @bug_girl you either need to eat more chips and men or less chips and men or the chips and men need something.
  18. I need fries. I NEED fries. @spiral_architct is out taking care of that for me right now. <3
  19. @Tim3P0 It will distract people from the terrible writing and awful characters
  20. @Tim3P0 Quick! Someone give me something that says HARVARD! I can make it FLOAT!