delphina2k
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@ You have to bring back the original Matt and all joy associated with him, unused in its original packaging. So you should be fine.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to jacehan
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RT @: IT'S - contraction of "it is." ITS - possessive form of "it." ITS' - the most horrible thing you could ever possibl
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about 19 hours ago
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@ Where's the "only if I get free swag from you" option?
10:42 AM Dec 20th
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in reply to tomatofruit
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@ You have to say "NEXT TIME GADGET! NEEEEXXXTT TIIIMMMEEE!" while you do it or else it doesn't work.
10:16 AM Dec 19th
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in reply to setzerg
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RT @: Add the suffix "-punk" to increase a subject's pretensions of edginess: steampunk, splatterpunk, grammarpunk, etc.
7:41 PM Dec 17th
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My other other artistic motto: Get over yourself, you pixel-pushing geek.
8:00 PM Dec 16th
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My other artistic motto: Good designers don't give you what you want, they give you what you need. Kinda like God.
7:53 PM Dec 16th
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My artistic motto: There is always time to do something awesome.
7:13 AM Dec 15th
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@ Dude, that stuff lasts forever. Well, except around me.
7:44 PM Dec 12th
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in reply to setzerg
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I sure hope I didn't accidentally leave Kemayo stranded on a hill in the rain in the middle of Hollywood with no cell phone.
12:18 AM Dec 12th
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¡ǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝɥʍ
8:25 AM Dec 11th
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@ Man, me too. Give me the link so I can troll him in the comment thread.
6:37 AM Dec 7th
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in reply to gamoid
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@ FUCK. Oh wait, it's not Friday anymore.
3:36 PM Dec 5th
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in reply to gamoid
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@ This one's also good:
9:03 AM Dec 5th
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@ I counter "It didn't feel right, can you try blah?" with "I tried it and it didn't look right, but this pulls in elements of blah."
8:16 AM Dec 5th
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in reply to kemayo
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@ My MIL recently started lecturing someone on Facebook for saying "fuck" in a response. I should tell her it's Fuck You Friday today.
7:52 AM Dec 4th
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in reply to gamoid
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@ So does Pirates of the Caribbean, but nobody complains about that cause Johnny Depp is hot.
2:30 AM Dec 4th
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in reply to cnscott
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@ Thundercats was always crappy. It's just that 8-year-olds have high crap tolerance & adults have bad crap memory. Defense mechanism.
8:26 AM Nov 30th
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in reply to gamoid
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@ Well, when it gets to the DAH-nuh dah-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh DAH-nuh dah-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh part, yeah.
9:41 PM Nov 29th
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in reply to krissheppard
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I'm feeling very typographically-attuned tonight. And kern-crazy.
7:56 PM Nov 29th
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- Name Christina Major
- Location Southern California
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- Bio Christina's primary form of daydreaming is doodling, and her horoscope is always wrong.
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