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delilahevening

  1. I am about to lose my fucking shit right now. My life is one big surreal joke.
  2. Can't we be the ones with the severe thunderstorm warning that actually happens?
  3. @richellelittle @gojeffcho YES Love getting people to distort their versions of reality to fit my own needs! (somewhere Jeff just fell over)
  4. @richellelittle @gojeffcho oh yeah! Well, as you know that was when I met you+the world revolves around me so we'll just say it was your 1st
  5. @richellelittle @lnmg And had E sit on your lap for about 3 hours fiddling with your necklace and totally monopolizing your time :)
  6. @brianhopecomedy @richellelittle You and @gojeffcho are going to get along JUST FINE. :p
  7. @pickadilly7 Noooooooooo goddamn you Seeeeeeeears
  8. @pickadilly7 What are you doing after work? If it's not raining, want to come here? I need help with a little something. :)
  9. @richellelittle this x 1,000.
  10. Good morning, everybody. Is anyone else thinking the humidity will cause them to go on a murder spree before the day is out? JUST ASKING :D
  11. HAHAHA, E just told my mom on the phone that we get groceries from Blah blah blahs (Loblaws). :D :D
  12. @jemimahirvin Wooooooooooooooow.
  13. @nympsam cold sandwich/pb+j tiiiiiime! :)
  14. @nailaj If you keep fusili, pesto, and cherry tomatoes on hand, you'll always have dinner ready in under 15 minutes :)