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  1. watching football, trying to get back on my feet 11:31 AM Nov 29th from web
  2. you would think that the cover at the strip joint would include a turkey dinner. it does not. 11:39 AM Nov 26th from web
  3. Skimming over Glenn Beck's time line, I expected to see a larger number of FML references. 9:22 AM Nov 25th from SocialScope
  4. checking out the retweet feature. 1:51 PM Nov 18th from web
  5. RT @loadedsanta: Sarah, you've been good all year. Good job! Too bad your dad's an alcoholic and your mom's mentally checked out. Chines ... 1:50 PM Nov 18th from web
  6. Its 5pm and I'm not really sure what to do with all of this left over candy. 4:21 PM Oct 31st from SocialScope
  7. Cool, with a 'K'. http://bit.ly/10PwYk 11:39 AM Oct 30th from web
  8. I have to keep reminding myself that Joe Torre is not waking up from a three day bender. 8:13 PM Oct 19th from SocialScope
  9. Kinda awesome how the balloon boy took a plunge and landed safely in his attic. I think he's got something. 3:36 PM Oct 15th from SocialScope
  10. table for one, please http://flic.kr/p/769kGH 6:55 PM Oct 9th from Flickr
  11. Ha! http://flic.kr/p/75qqsj 12:36 PM Oct 6th from Flickr
  12. Pretty disappointed in the movie Bruno. Clearly, it is a complete rip-off of Tom Delay and his command of physical motion. 5:47 PM Sep 22nd from web
  13. Four out of five dentists recommend Brizzly for cavity-free tweeting. The first 5 people to use this code can try it. http://bit.ly/3GS5Da 5:40 PM Sep 22nd from Brizzly
  14. The shout was actually from an illegal immigrant saying, in a thick accent, that he expected reform in "JU-LY!" #Wilson 12:38 PM Sep 10th from web
  15. Of course Obama's speech to students will be political. To expand his base he *must* appeal to those radical, libertarian, head starters. 6:49 PM Sep 7th from SocialScope
  16. Pardon my french, but, le humidity is fucking thick. 9:03 AM Sep 5th from SocialScope
  17. The Afghan vote is being suspected of corruption, so, the leaders are requesting help from the state of Florida to sort through the chads. 7:56 PM Aug 30th from SocialScope
  18. Celebrating my birthday and working off an early evening hangover with beer and nachos. 5:39 PM Aug 26th from SocialScope
  19. Who said smokers had bad lungs? Gent next to me just blackened mine with his Pall Mall ™ release. 10:18 AM Aug 25th from SocialScope
  20. Can't remember the last time I urinated into a huge tub, or, was that their kitchen sink? 10:43 AM Aug 21st from SocialScope