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  1. Just smashed a christmas ornament that reminded me of my ex-husband with a hammer. Its mutilated snow man head now hangs on the tree. 8:53 PM Dec 6th from txt
  2. Dear lady in the bookstore reading 'how to make anyone fall in love with you'- it isn't going to help. 1:58 PM Nov 29th from txt
  3. New Rule: Don't try to hide eating a banana in front of my pet turtles....oh they know....and they demand banana tribute. 8:45 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. apparently it snowed today. I looked out the window and it was fine....now there is like 2 or 3 inches! When the hell did that start?! 6:07 PM Nov 22nd from web
  5. Want a custom coffin? They can pinstripe it to match your car. You sure? Doesn't appeal to you at all? Pity. http://coolkustomcoffins.com/ 5:54 AM Nov 21st from web
  6. I get a gold star 4 preparing my lunch the night before. I expect that this happens once every couple of years. It's not a leap year is it? 9:38 PM Nov 19th from txt
  7. Happy to report that the flu fever has broken. Unhappy to report that I look like I have a heat rash in the areas racked by the fever. 7:32 AM Nov 19th from web
  8. C'mon, it is really that unrealistic to have all the drama just stop while I am busy being sick. Is it really? I mean really? 8:44 PM Nov 18th from web
  9. Periods of lucidity punctuated by pain whenever the medicine wears off. Please let today be the last day of this. 9:32 PM Nov 16th from txt
  10. Ceremonies are important but they are damn boring to watch. 7:30 PM Nov 13th from txt
  11. Finally made it to highway six. But now i'm trapped listening to cheese burger in paradise. 4:00 PM Nov 13th from txt
  12. Currently trapped on I 15. only one of traffic is getting through past an eight car pile up. 2:11 PM Nov 13th from txt
  13. Whenever my parents come to stay the dish fairy visits as well. Her name is mom. Thank you dish fairy! 9:34 PM Nov 9th from txt
  14. I must have some bitchy car karma: the day after I decide to buy new tires in the spring, I blow a tire & have to replace it. Stupid tire. 2:31 PM Nov 9th from web
  15. I seriously wonder if my mail man could have mangled my mail more. 4:28 PM Nov 6th from txt
  16. You are so beautiful you should be hid deep in the jungle on some forgotten island. You are so beautiful you should be guarded by monkeys. 9:44 PM Nov 5th from web
  17. Do I really have to finish that today? Can't I just be done with everything and read Washington Irving until I fall asleep? 9:36 PM Nov 5th from web
  18. I think i have a hole in my sock but i'm too lazy to take off my shoe to check. 3:28 PM Nov 5th from txt
  19. I don't care if you started late. It is totally uncool to encourage your kid to obnoxiously ring the bell after ten thirty on halloween. 8:37 PM Oct 31st from txt
  20. Need to put the turtles back in their tank for the night, but Scooter looks so cute asleep inside my music bag..waking him would be a shame. 7:35 PM Oct 30th from web