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delajoker

Don't shit where you eat, ma'n. 12:40 PM May 9th via @tweetitow
AlaySining Extend session days, shorten Congress breaks -Kabataan Partylist ow.ly/aLP5J 6:42 AM May 8th via HootSuite Retweeted by delajoker and 1 other
AlaySining Utos ng pag-aresto kay Palparan ipinagtibay ng korte ow.ly/atdVS 5:36 PM Apr 23rd via HootSuite Retweeted by delajoker and 2 others
Kabataan Partylist condemns violent demolition in Silverio Compound. Moratorium on all demolitions now! ow.ly/aspRp #fb 8:15 AM Apr 23rd via HootSuite
Drinking Virgin Cola for the first time. 4:26 AM Apr 19th via @tweetitow
Reklamotion Sunrise protest, caravans greet US-RP Balikatan exercises [PHOTOS] ow.ly/aiAsW 11:55 PM Apr 15th via HootSuite Retweeted by delajoker and 1 other
AlaySining Youth activists deface US embassy seal, condemn 'continuing history of oppression, colonialism' ow.ly/aiAk2 11:51 PM Apr 15th via HootSuite Retweeted by delajoker and 1 other
AlaySining Revoke SM Baguio permit to kill trees, youth solon urges DENR ow.ly/aeluA 4:43 AM Apr 12th via HootSuite Retweeted by delajoker and 1 other
The Legend of Korra #nowplaying #fb 2:06 AM Mar 24th via HootSuite
upsystem UP has 54,596 students and 281,275 alumni. But facebook.com/upsystem only has 23,413 "fans." Please "like" our official Facebook page 12:41 AM Mar 23rd via web Retweeted by delajoker and 50 others
venzie Dalawa lang: Either they deliberately misled public by citing erroneous data or mali-mali lang talaga sila. Or both: bit.ly/GGnx2m 4:47 AM Mar 22nd via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by delajoker and 2 others
laser-focused, kelangan kong maging ganun. #fb 7:39 PM Mar 21st via HootSuite
kristellarism #noynoying trending na! 10:43 PM Mar 15th via web Retweeted by delajoker and 2 others
AlaySining An insidious form of manipulation of oil prices ow.ly/9Edf3 4:19 AM Mar 14th via HootSuite Retweeted by delajoker and 4 others
AlaySining Mga mambabatas: Gobyernong Aquino, may magagawa para pigilan ang OPH ow.ly/9EcW2 4:16 AM Mar 14th via HootSuite Retweeted by delajoker and 1 other
AlaySining Bicolanos strike against oil overpricing ahead of Mar 15 nationwide consumers’ protests ow.ly/9EcNs 4:13 AM Mar 14th via HootSuite Retweeted by delajoker and 1 other
AlaySining Groups form alliance vs oil price hikes. Youth and students call for walk-outs, mass assemblies on MARCH 15. ow.ly/9DGsw 3:36 PM Mar 13th via HootSuite Retweeted by delajoker and 1 other
online purge. 8:26 AM Mar 9th via HootSuite
"Maging bato ka na lang ulit. Pero wag sa 'min (tawa)." 12:27 AM Mar 7th via @tweetitow
"DURUGIN ANG KAAWAY!" tmblr.co/Z2h14yHbwxlK 9:17 PM Mar 6th via Tumblr