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defenestrate99

  1. @tsa agent: You can't be in this line with kids. Me: Oh, sorry, did I miss a sign? @tsa agent: No. But you can't be in this line with kids. 8:39 AM May 29th via Echofon
  2. @gergocsikos greetings from @ZAAZagency Seattle! For food, try Juuri or Seahorse. For drink, A21. Give Juha & team our best! 2:05 PM May 25th via Echofon in reply to ZAAZagency
  3. I dedicate DM's "Enjoy the Silence" to Mom for#eMusic #MothersDay. Nothing to do w/our relationship. She just digs the tune for some reason. 12:51 PM May 10th via Echofon
  4. Can somebody please explained me why @redenvelope felt compelled to ship me a pillow in a box with packing peanuts? 9:36 PM May 9th via Echofon
  5. PNW beer sellers- I've seen 3 of you this weekend. you have the best job ever. Why must you be exhausted by my pleas for help, and pricks? 5:40 PM May 6th via Echofon
  6. I would double the fare if I could be sedated for this cab ride to JFK. 1:45 PM May 2nd via Echofon
  7. And whither the #measure peeps? It's cold out here, baby. RT @kunalmuzumdar: @raypage #whatabouttheplanners? How dare you. 3:54 PM Apr 27th via Echofon
  8. Mark Kozelek is the only musician who can rhyme "Helsinki" and "stinky" in a song and get away with it. That is all. 11:53 AM Apr 27th via web
  9. @tyeshasnow you know like 9 women who play bass. Screw looking for icons. Take a pic of one of them. :) 4:51 PM Apr 25th via Echofon in reply to tyeshasnow
  10. Proof that our govt has never & will never understood how people use technology. twitter.com/defenestrate99… 7:26 AM Apr 22nd via Echofon
  11. Does anyone else think that the President in the 2nd X-Men movie (2003) looks exactly like Mitt Romney? Newfound respect for GOP planning. 7:19 AM Apr 19th via Echofon
  12. I find drinking more helps RT @raypage: it feels like the airplane seats actually get smaller while in flight. #halfwaythere 12:27 PM Apr 17th via Echofon
  13. Not ok. RT @sparrk: If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it. Check out my wireframe while I iteratively evolve it. 6:49 AM Apr 12th via Echofon
  14. If you are closed on Easter, and you have a website and voicemail, at least one of the two should mention that. 9:49 AM Apr 8th via Echofon
  15. If you need a francophone #measure guy, just holla RT @TaraLeilani: JFK ---> CDG (@ John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK) ) 5:27 PM Apr 3rd via Echofon