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  1. default cat wears cat-eye contact lenses
  2. default cat drew a mustache on your driver's license
  3. default cat secretly nuzzled you in your sleep
  4. default cat has a high mpg (meows per gallon)
  5. default cat has a kitty on every block
  6. default cat is not purring, she's snoring
  7. default cat has a milk mustache
  8. default cat didn't mean to poke a hole in your waterbed
  9. default cat loves harumph day
  10. default cat's poop don't stink
  11. default cat threw away your skim milk
  12. default cat lost her favorite toy...in a gambling match
  13. default cat wishes everyone a feliz seis de mayo
  14. default cat is batting at your goldfish screensaver
  15. default cat can't help that she's a rock star
  16. default cat never forgets a face...although she would like to
  17. default cat gives a chin nod to @raina_roo
  18. default cat hacked your facebook account
  19. default cat tried not to bite the vet today. tried.
  20. default cat left paw tracks all over your dirty car