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I'm never getting married again. I'm just putting it out there. 9:18 PM Dec 13th from web
@JennyfromMTV Dude, no fair. You can DM me but I can't DM you. Follow me...I'm as helpless as a kitten in a tree. Then I can DM you. D 9:29 AM Dec 6th from web in reply to JennyfromMTV
@JennyfromMTV You could still totally land her....she would probably pee on your foot. You could say you were stung by a jellyfish. 4:22 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to JennyfromMTV
@JeremiahDaws Dude, are you coming home for Christmas? If so, I'm inviting your family over! D 4:20 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to JeremiahDaws
@NathanFillion Are you stuffy, too? If so, I have the most excellent remedy...if not, I have nothing for you other than chicken soup. 4:16 PM Dec 5th from web in reply to NathanFillion
My cat had a miraculous recovery from his URI today. I think he knows Lori is coming to visit and doesn't want to miss it. 6:58 PM Dec 3rd from web
I love Deer. Strange obsession with these graceful cuties. 2:44 PM Dec 3rd from web
I thought the production values were much better for New Moon than for Twilight...much more believable. 2:43 PM Dec 3rd from web
@lowreyna He got BETTER...so I didn't even have to take him. I'm going to take him if he takes a turn for the worst again. YEAH!!! 2:41 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to lowreyna
@JennyfromMTV Just saw the show. I love Chelsea and how supportive she is of GR and you. 8:37 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to JennyfromMTV
BBK is really feeling bad so I'm taking him to the vet. He's waiting for @lowreyna to come and love him back to health. 8:34 PM Dec 2nd from web
@NathanFillion Me: Grateful I'm not Tiger Woods right now. 6:38 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to NathanFillion
@JennyfromMTV Did you get my tweet? If you follow me until I write back then I can respond to the email. Twitter won't let me otherwise. 4:21 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to JennyfromMTV
@emlarue You are so right. It's like there's this cookie cutter for celebrity starved future baby mammas. 4:16 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to EmLaRue
Because they start believing all the nice stuff their kind wives say about them and start to think they can do better. 4:13 PM Dec 2nd from web
@kathygriffin I'm loving Ellin right now. I will be so disappointed if she doesn't divorce his cheating behind. 4:11 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to kathygriffin
Admiring the audacity of @KathleenSeidel who focuses so much energy on trashing the opinion of others. Dream Big, Kath. You're AUTASTIC! 4:06 PM Dec 2nd from web
@KathleenSeidel What qualifies you to make that judgement? Last time I checked, you wrote a cookbook...not a textbook on neurology. 4:01 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to KathleenSeidel
Neurodiversity people chap my ass. They say we shouldn't try to cure autism. Let's change perception then...call it AUTASM! How AUTASTIC! 3:54 PM Dec 2nd from web
@JeremiahDaws Dude. You're scaring me. How do you know that stuff about Full House? 9:39 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to JeremiahDaws

Name deer pal
Location Atlanta, Unfortunately
Bio Follow me. I'm as helpless as a kitten in a tree...if the kitten had huge bear claws and could do kung fu. I want to cure autism, kick butt, and take names.