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  1. I don't care how old you are, there's something stupidly amusing about seeing a gigantic hotdog driving down the street.
  2. I wish some of my coworkers would shut up and leave me the hell alone.
  3. Apparently my left hand is my least favourite hand.
  4. I should learn to spell... 4 day week, but why is it already Monday?
  5. Roomate out of town... time to hang around in my underwear :P
  6. Why the hell does my entire house smell like bubble gum?
  7. @Krissette: It's the 28th in my part of the world, so... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
  8. I wish Taco Bell delivered.
  9. Why, no, you do not have to talk every 5 minutes. Shut up already.
  10. 3½ hours until Eddie Vedder, I'm half-lit, and I have my niece's b-day party to stop off at. It's gonna be a loooong-ass night.
  11. POW right in the kisser
  12. I am one sexy mofo today.
  13. @Krissette: Just drama queening it up. lol
  14. dying of elbow cancer.
  15. UPS can kiss my ass.
  16. There's nothing quite so hilarious than watching the MetLife blimp losing a fight with the wind. Go little blimp, go!
  17. RIP Grandma
  18. @Krissette You could *totally* drunk dial me! :P
  19. I should buy a Burger King franchise.
  20. For crying out loud, will you people stop drunk-dialing me?