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  1. Hey douchey manpurse guy, why are you smoking a cigar in here?9:46 PM Jul 4th from txt
  2. Everyone in this joint is way drunk and I am not.9:37 PM Jul 4th from txt
  3. Looking at people through a glory hole. All creepy like.8:43 PM Jul 4th from txt
  4. Cumflakes. For breakfast.8:36 PM Jul 4th from txt
  5. Most bemused.7:45 PM Jul 4th from txt
  6. Making friends with toothless old men7:22 PM Jul 4th from txt
  7. Drinking and fire. Brilliant.6:50 PM Jul 4th from txt
  8. At a jamboree with the shittiest Boy Scouts ever.6:29 PM Jul 4th from txt
  9. "I think I'm gonna go play some cricket.... Cricket and stickball..." -pseudorapper6:18 PM Jul 4th from txt
  10. "I know you're smarter than that, dumbass." -@annoyatron to me4:49 PM Jul 4th from txt
  11. "I just realized... All the shirts I own have skulls on them." #cousinfest093:37 PM Jul 4th from txt
  12. Oh eff my whle backside is soaked.9:20 AM Jul 4th from txt
  13. Y'all, it's hot. And unnecessary layering pisses me off. That is all.8:47 AM Jul 4th from txt
  14. "Your hair smells like Australians."7:15 AM Jul 4th from txt
  15. @ericafleming No, no, it's cool. The 'oh, a jellyfish ate my dress' look is in for summer.10:45 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to ericafleming
  16. @bradley45 uhm yeah? And she's here.8:28 PM Jul 3rd from txt
  17. I'm at Jackalopes Restaurants Inc - http://bkite.com/09dob8:14 PM Jul 3rd from Brightkite
  18. Really knobby in this booth right now.7:33 PM Jul 3rd from txt
  19. Being a terrible hostess.3:02 PM Jul 3rd from txt
  20. @gravelpisser mmmm Chipotle2:25 PM Jul 3rd from txt