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Meal #1 in the Kroc hotel room 12 eggs & big bowl of malt-o-meal.
6:18 AM May 25th
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RT @ #1: If people never trust a skinny chef, they shouldn't want their bankers to be poor.
8:24 AM May 21st
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@ Used this in college and liked it!
3:00 PM May 9th
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RT @ Lauren (my wife) bought 10lbs of meat today which I will consume over the next 3 days in addition to approx 30 cups of rice.
11:55 AM May 9th
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RT @ God bless America and medium rare meat at 1am. Just smelling it makes me want to buy a corvette and punch a communist.
4:34 AM May 8th
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RT @ Dear people with 13.1 stickers on their cars: I'm half-impressed.
8:18 AM May 4th
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I got 1,902,495 points while escaping from demon monkeys in @ for Android. Beat that!
7:24 PM May 2nd
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@ Yup :)
6:31 PM Apr 27th
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RT @ Hand with freshly painted fingernails grips invisible hockey puck
6:23 PM Apr 27th
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I got 1,652,448 points while escaping from demon monkeys in @ for Android. Beat that!
1:26 PM Apr 21st
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I got 986,336 points while escaping from demon monkeys in @ for Android. Beat that!
2:47 PM Apr 18th
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RT @ this is the best soda machine ever.
5:36 PM Apr 10th
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@ be sure to have kids before you're thirty or else you're a failure at life...
6:55 AM Feb 25th
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RT @ #1: Chivalry is letting the chick still in your bed sleep in, then giving the doorman $100 to go kick her out in an hour.
6:21 PM Jan 12th
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RT @ Farmville players outnumber actual farmers in the US by a ratio of 60 to 1.
2:34 PM Jan 10th
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Last night I txtd my Grandmom Happy 2012, she replied she loved me & have a great 2012. She died in 2010, thx stranger
7:21 PM Jan 1st
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RT @ BREAKING: 2012 will actually be the 2011S, analyst suggests.
11:33 AM Dec 28th, 2011
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In the middle east. Pregnant. On a donkey. FML
8:07 AM Dec 24th, 2011
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@ How about the Black Galaxy Nexus?
7:15 AM Dec 14th, 2011
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#1: Blacking out is just your brain clearing it's browser history.
7:03 PM Nov 12th, 2011
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