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deepas345
paying 45 cents for a papad is a bit much, but such is the craving!7:17 PM Nov 18thfrom web
is wondering why people think they are invisible when they pick their noses in the car?12:12 AM Sep 24thfrom web
recently realized the letters T and G are very close on a keyboard. Therefore, will not end a work email with the phrase 'Regards' again.5:59 AM Sep 23rdfrom web
A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.2:27 AM Sep 23rdfrom web
Worry is like a rocking chair; it keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere.2:15 AM Sep 23rdfrom web
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running Autos, taxicabs or political commentators2:09 AM Sep 23rdfrom web
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.2:09 AM Sep 23rdfrom web
Most people don’t act stupid - it’s the real thing.2:04 AM Sep 23rdfrom web
Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.2:02 AM Sep 23rdfrom web
Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.2:02 AM Sep 23rdfrom web
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?6:54 AM Sep 20thfrom web
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?6:52 AM Sep 20thfrom web