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  1. Exactly! RT @gavin_bernard Gatwick Village has it's own time zone. (via @DerrenBrown) So true! Beer o clock! about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Yawn 4:03 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  3. @RodneyJPiper stuck in traffic what's going down? 2:51 PM Nov 28th from Echofon
  4. @okse I can do it in 2hrs45. Pop by I live in Dorking 6:08 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to okse
  5. @alanjhudson bonsall envelopes!! And blue to red Colour changing silks... 1:30 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to alanjhudson
  6. @alanjhudson who are the mystery lecturers? 11:51 AM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to alanjhudson
  7. Monday night corporate magic. Boom 10:46 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  8. @TheJoelBauer 250 millionares! That's evey other follower? I guess 10% of ur followers already have a million. I'll stick with u! 3:55 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to TheJoelBauer
  9. @richardpbacon it is for charity. Let me know when I can sneak on. 3:27 PM Nov 21st from Echofon in reply to richardpbacon
  10. @richardpbacon ps I'm still up for the show! Let me know... 3:21 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to richardpbacon
  11. @richardpbacon hey rich just had a small wager that I can get 3000 followers by the end of the Wk. Please help! Tips or hints?? Sav 3:20 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  12. Ikea returns room is like pulling teeth!!! 7:37 AM Nov 17th from Echofon
  13. Still in Berlin with @alanhudson and crew 2:07 AM Nov 12th from Seesmic
  14. Is boo-king at the raddisson stanstead. Worlds largest wine tower!! Pic to follow! 11:13 AM Nov 9th from Echofon
  15. RT @DerrenBrown: Blog Post: Autistic Artist Stephen Wiltshire is Drawing New York from Memory http://cli.gs/V6Rap amazing !!!! 12:20 AM Oct 28th from Echofon
  16. Dave spikey is very funny 11:56 AM Oct 25th from Echofon
  17. Is sat in the royal box at the palladium... Cool!!!! http://twitpic.com/mx5rq 11:31 AM Oct 25th from Echofon
  18. Why are Sunday trains so S**t!!!! 7:43 AM Oct 25th from Echofon
  19. Heading to the London palladium on the bill with Paul Zenon and dave Spikey... Admitedly I'm at the bottom of the bill. 7:42 AM Oct 25th from Echofon
  20. Hands up who doesn't 'sign out' of their email sessions! Bloody hell, I've just witnessed what can happen. (via @alexisconran) sounds BAD!! 10:45 AM Oct 23rd from Tweetie