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  1. When Karl Rove gives his opinion of Joe Biden ("blowhard", "exaggerator") I listen. After all, Rove is the very epitome of truth and honesty
  2. Amazon.com's designers should teach user interface design. Cluttered, unintuitive, buried features are clearly the way of the future.
  3. I'm going to start a kids day camp based on Dick Cheneys world view. Graduates of Cheney Camp will earn the title "Junior War Criminal"
  4. Hearing this most recent wave of Twitter media buzz truly gives me hope. Clearly humanity has its priorities straight.
  5. I love PayPal. Their stuff just *works*, ya know? Simple, fast, easy - Oh! And their support is -amazing-. So nice and prompt. ...bastards.
  6. "Have a good weekend." Oh, right, thanks for the reminder. I would have had a shitty weekend if you hadn't told me to do otherwise. Dumbass
  7. thinking about the word "assassin". ASS - ASS - IN. Hm. Anyone see Requiem For a Dream? Ass to ass...
  8. I love yogurt, especially these teeny tiny little fucking containers with barely a spoonful that they call a "full serving." Yeah, I'm full.
  9. Sleeping in, because I have no responsibilities or anything that requires I get up at the ass-crack of dawnl Oh wait...
  10. I love Twitter. I want to hump it's leg and have it's little bastard babies, and then drown them in the bathtub and blame it on Satan.
  11. is jerking off, right into the book of John verse 3:16. Oooooooh yeah. I know you like it like that.
  12. is reading the Bible again, hoping to break his own personal record of reading it cover to cover 666 times
  13. is in Vegas trying to bury the bodies and keep the squirrels from running off with parts. Bastards.
  14. slept like a baby last night, is feeling totally rested now, and doesn't want to kill people at all. Maybe the pills helped.
  15. has decided to stop drinking alcohol. It's immoral and he could really be spending that time doing something much more stupid.
  16. Listening to really horrible internet radio.. it's full of godless heathens and pro-abortionists, I will never listen to it again.
  17. Baking cookies with love and affection for all the children in the world. No, there's no arsenic in them. Honest.
  18. Proclaiming my undying love for Jesus and thinking of how wrong I've been about this atheism business. Logic and science are bunk. Yay god!
  19. Creating the anti-twitter. Disinformation is the new black.