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  1. Feeling twitchy and fidgety and gaaaaaaaaaah 7:07 AM Oct 27th from web
  2. Oh dear. Too much fizz. 12:09 AM Oct 4th from mobile web
  3. And oh look! Another pile of poo has just landed on my desk! (not literally. This is a metaphor. I have an English degree, you know). 1:26 AM Oct 2nd from web
  4. Finally attempting some writing. It's going sooo slow... But if it's true that 'easy writing's awful hard reading' this stuff'll be a dream 12:03 PM Sep 22nd from web
  5. 120 lengths with no one else in my lane - it is surely a miracle, and I must make an appropriate sacrifice to the pool gods to thanks them. 2:59 AM Sep 21st from web
  6. Going for a biiiiiiiig swim. 9:34 AM Sep 20th from web
  7. iPhone ordered! Whoop de woo de do dah! 4:22 AM Sep 19th from web
  8. Must be efficient and make soup. And carrot cake. And write. And not just Twitter. Brain hurts, sofa comfy, crystal maze on. Oh dear. 4:20 AM Sep 19th from web
  9. @gilescoren brilliant article. It's a very seductive world, but ultimately empty, and a tragic waste of talent. Well done. 4:15 AM Sep 19th from web in reply to gilescoren
  10. Yay - it's Peep Show tonight! Rewatched the last two eps of the previous series last night, had a few moments of near-pee laughing. 3:55 AM Sep 18th from web
  11. @sueperkins loved Food Fight last night - esp. your brutal handling of Janet SP. She was an impressive fish fondler, it must be admitted. 2:21 AM Sep 18th from web
  12. Late and disorganised, but really rather happy it's Friday. Whoop! 1:13 AM Sep 18th from web
  13. Yoga with scary yoga instructor lady in half an hour. She makes me hurt... waaaaahhhh. 9:28 AM Sep 17th from web
  14. @sueperkins are you sure it wasn't just one extremely angry wasp? Or the problem could be your yellow and black stripey pants. Perhaps. 9:23 AM Sep 17th from web in reply to sueperkins
  15. Thighs hurt from Body Pump-pump-pumping it up. Makes sitting down on the toilet interesting. Thought you'd like to know. 7:48 AM Sep 17th from web
  16. Is it the weekend yet? No? Oh. 7:35 AM Sep 17th from web
  17. Gum: pointless gooey waste of jaw effort, or effective way of avoiding stuffing gob with delicious evil treats? Jury's out. 2:24 AM Sep 16th from web
  18. @FoodontheFood Excellent lexicographical skills there. Consider it done. Am rather porculent myself... mmm, sizzling bacon nom nom nom 2:13 AM Sep 16th from web in reply to FoodontheFood
  19. @FoodontheFood porculent should totally be a word. Is it a chubby pig? Fatty bacon? I could add it to the dictionary for you... 12:12 PM Sep 15th from web in reply to FoodontheFood
  20. @RealBillBailey Cakes be damned - they are defined as biscuits: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2007/sep/20/lifeandhealth.britishidentity 12:04 PM Sep 15th from web in reply to RealBillBailey