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  1. I told Jennifer babies com from when mom + dadster kiss then pray 4 a baby she told me to buy a clue. they come from a "whoom", like what?
  2. @bry237 tell Ashleigh to go choke on a chicken nugget
  3. i wanted a slushi so i put some snow from the playground in a cup and poured my Hi-C on it. whiz bang! just like 7-11.
  4. my mom made me cut up onions 4 dinner & I think they smell like outside the boys locker room & Lisa Gustaf after gym class (pits!).
  5. just skinned my knee on the shag carpet in room. was trying to FLY dance. tripped on my Boombox. Need to be superFLY for holiday hop.
  6. i don't like the looks of raw chicken. reminds me of Mrs. Crump's goosepimpley thighs in biker shorts bounding around the mall 2 speedwalk.
  7. i am wondering where my bellybutton goes to and how many raisins i can fit in it and if they will end up inside body and if so where?
  8. for christmas santa (ma & pa, duh) got me a bedazzler, crimping iron, & a stocking full o beef jerky. Beef Jerky is like my graceland.
  9. thought that bowl was full o vanilla Ice cream. shoveled ginormous scoop down my gullet. Turns out it was Crisco. Not bad.
  10. just found a bandaid on my bak. put it on month ago 2 cover my mole so no 1 would see it @ J Chickens swim party. think it's grown 2my skin.
  11. sat on a tak n spanish class.told Mr. Maneuver i probs hav tenacious now & need nurse. he sed 'that's tetnis, deb' i sed i dont play tetnis
  12. today i was eating jerkey and donna made me laugh and i spit some on jennifer chicken's chicken tender. she didnt see then ate it. hahah.
  13. i am so hungry i could kill a squirrel for its nuts, a bear for its berries, bee for its honey, an elk for its small forest creature
  14. the pilgrims fawt w/ a lot of Indians (probs over whose hats were dorkier) then the tawny savages died from being cold & naked all the time
  15. gonna be a sensual wombat for all hallow's eve.
  16. feet killn from practice'n runwaywalk on floor covrd n jacks (modeln is pain, buckup sissy). ice'n 'em in a bucket o frozn peas n corn.
  17. tired of live'n life outloud. i'd like 2 just do tai chi & not worry bout bein creativ w/ my frocks evry second. popularity is hard work.
  18. Donna think she's pregnant becuz she practiced frenching on her PM Dawn poster. Donna might have the IQ of a fennel seed (a really dumb one)
  19. had to quit the lemonaide stand biznezz--just too much pressure.
  20. drowning my sorrows in a vat of yoo-hoo. sunny-d is just too low-core 4 the emotion i am feel'n. might double fist with crystal pepsi soon.