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  1. Everything needs to be different ASAP.
  2. @KLMartini Sigh.
  3. @KLMartini I really need to move to Portland. That would make it so much easier.
  4. @KLMartini I make very good cough syrup. Cognac, honey, and pestle a Vicodin, a Mucinex and an Ambien. You wake up healthy. In 2 days.
  5. @KLMartini You got the @camikaos fever? That's hard to shake, man, powerful stuff.
  6. @debroby Good point. But Madwoman or Tallahassee, hmm.
  7. @EvilSlutClique I'm in! Can we hire Joan? And we'll have to be a little picky about clients. NO #nestle, right?
  8. Mad Woman. Does NOT have the same je ne sais quoi, does it. #madmenwithdrawal
  9. I'm smoking , drinking and storyboarding horsemeat ads to Vic Damone, but it's not the same. #madmenwithdrawal
  10. Teenagers are on a Marley jag. I should go make sure they haven't taken the batteries out of the smoke detectors again.
  11. @AndriaStanley See, that's what I'm afraid of. Knowledge ruins so many fun things. ;)
  12. @InDueTime I'm over Tina. She's been over-exposed.
  13. @madnessisay True, and probably about quantity over quality. You're right.
  14. @AndriaStanley I hear good things about the YGG!
  15. I don't know his drink but I bet it's Scotch.
  16. I've given up on SNL unless Alec Baldwin is on.
  17. @uppoppedafox WIth tampon paper.
  18. @madnessisay Ever see her on Curb Your Enthusiasm? Kills. Me.
  19. She has a bar on her set. I've memorized her drink: vodka and soda. Sucky way to drink vodka, but if I meet her, I'll send her one anyway.
  20. @FrugalinVA So much better than SNL.