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I feel that all this attention on the H1N1 virus takes the focus off the even more important and disturbing issue of cooties.
9:16 PM Nov 7th
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There is a species I call "the RT people". That is all they do. I hope their planet is discovered soon so we can figure out why they exist.
8:23 PM Nov 7th
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As I get older I realize it's less about the guy looking like he wears Armani and more that he just not be a raving schizophrenic.
7:26 PM Nov 7th
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I look forward to the day when a modern-day Galileo discovers that, in fact, the universe actually revolves around ME.
7:03 PM Nov 7th
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To err is human, to forgive divine. To RT without starring should earn you a kick right in the ass.
8:04 AM Nov 7th
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I love you to the depths of my soul, you will always be the only one for me __________ <----- (insert your name here)
7:14 AM Nov 7th
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If the world came to an end right now, coffee, I want you to know, it's always been you.
7:10 AM Nov 7th
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I wonder how many villages it takes to raise an idiot.
6:19 AM Nov 7th
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It's not so much that the world needs coffee to exist, it's that, without coffee, I would kill everyone.
5:47 AM Nov 7th
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's later. Sexy quotient high. Wish me luck mofos! :)
3:12 PM Nov 6th
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I hope I remember how to be on a date. I think I could pee dust.
2:53 PM Nov 6th
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Instituting emergency last minute post-work cuteness procedures for a date. All hands on deck, we're at DEFCON 3
2:39 PM Nov 6th
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While tweeting and driving, is it wrong to be more concerned with grammar errors than car accidents?
5:48 AM Nov 6th
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We had a meeting and none of my other personalities likes you either.
5:33 AM Nov 6th
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When I update my resume, does "I pee rose petals" go under 'Experience' or 'Skills'?
5:07 AM Nov 6th
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My other desk is a bed.
4:42 AM Nov 6th
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Friday has such a boner for me. I can feel it right through the work day.
4:26 AM Nov 6th
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If women can get silicone and men can get Viagra, it looks like Barbie and Ken dolls everywhere might finally have a shot.
4:19 AM Nov 6th
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Optimism: Object in pants is larger than it appears.
4:13 AM Nov 6th
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Your Honor, in my own defense, I didn't even know my boobs were loaded.
4:06 AM Nov 6th
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- Name notorious d.e.b.
- Location Closer than you think
- Web http://favotter.m...
- Bio just another cute and sexy genius.
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