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  1. In my day, we didn't have these fancy "turkeys" and "plates", we ate ROCKS! And WE LIKED IT! -Thanksgivings with cavemen are such a drag.
  2. Sometimes I just wish I had more asses to tell people to kiss.
  3. My Affair with Michael Jackson: One Turkey's True Story
  4. **Jokes about my family are for entertainment purposes only.** *or my Aunt Ida will kick my ass
  5. Telling your family "I'm grateful for everyone I love, and also you" is not going to win you any popularity contests.
  6. They say misery is relative. I say it's MY relatives.
  7. I am deeply and truly grateful for all the turkeys I am no longer dating.
  8. This is the day we sit around the fire telling stories of the fabled Mustached Turkey, who kisses children and farts in the cranberry sauce.
  9. I swear I just heard that turkey sneer and mutter, "I've had better".
  10. I would be grateful for the little things, but I'm not with that boyfriend anymore.
  11. Ever look back on an ex and think, What the HELL was I thinking? Post-Traumatic Yes Disorder.
  12. Let's not forget this is the toughest time of the year for the suffering turkeyphobics out there.
  13. I have got to stop tweeting like this.
  14. #becauseofthebreastsgetit
  15. I'm waiting for the Thanksgiving "Birds Gone Wild" DVD.
  16. Every time I crack a joke about work, my wallet looks at me like, "Yeah, keep laughing, motherfucker. Now get your ass to work."
  17. I just don't think this 'work' thing is going to catch on.
  18. I can't help but feel that everything we have been told about 'good morning' is a lie.
  19. Hemingway would often fart, yell "Ask not from whom the smell rolls...", giggle, and run away. You couldn't take him anywhere.
  20. I'm telling my family I'm not coming to Thanksgiving dinner because I'm anti-cruelty. Hell no, not to the turkey. To me.