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debihope

Je ne sais blah. 30 minutes ago via web
Today has a certain shittitude normally only seen at funerals and on Twitter. 41 minutes ago via web
@titi_215 I thought you said perm your leg hair...I'm thinking where will she find teeny tiny perm rods for that? about 1 hour ago via web in reply to titi_215
I still feel Trending Topics exist to keep the riffraff out of my stream. about 1 hour ago via web
Bloomberg wouldn't be trying that shit on Robert Culp. about 2 hours ago via web
Co-worker lost an earring. So I said, "NO HOOP FOR YOU!" about 2 hours ago via web
Sigh... just remembering my 14,326th tweet. Those were the days. about 2 hours ago via web
Either I've gotten smarter or Facebook has... stayed the same. about 2 hours ago via web
Shenanigans are female. Men can do he-nanigans. about 2 hours ago via web
@openchakra :) 8:15 AM Mar 24th via txt
Feeling fabulous. Let's see how long this can hold up. 8:02 AM Mar 24th via web
There should be a breakfast cereal just for Thursdays. Purgatori-o's. 5:46 AM Mar 1st via txt
Like you never saw someone whispering "my precious" to their delicious mug of coffee before. 3:01 PM Feb 23rd via txt
@mattdoucette TAFT!!! 5:53 AM Feb 22nd via txt
@chinurse Probably next spring. So many expenses right now. You're invited :) 5:51 AM Feb 22nd via txt
@Probably next spring. So many expenses right now. You're invited :) 5:50 AM Feb 22nd via txt
If you don't like my fifty cent words, pay off my (still outstanding) college loans. Those words actually cost about thirty bucks apiece. 5:27 AM Feb 22nd via txt
@chinurse Hi you!!! 5:45 AM Feb 13th via txt
Pondering the big philosophical issues of our time. And what I will have for lunch later. 5:38 AM Feb 13th via txt
Off I go to my own personal reality show, "Please just give me some money." Ends at five. 5:43 AM Feb 8th via txt