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In my day, we didn't have these fancy "turkeys" and "plates", we ate ROCKS! And WE LIKED IT!
-Thanksgivings with cavemen are such a drag.
about 5 hours ago
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Sometimes I just wish I had more asses to tell people to kiss.
about 7 hours ago
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My Affair with Michael Jackson: One Turkey's True Story
about 10 hours ago
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**Jokes about my family are for entertainment purposes only.** *or my Aunt Ida will kick my ass
about 13 hours ago
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Telling your family "I'm grateful for everyone I love, and also you" is not going to win you any popularity contests.
about 13 hours ago
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They say misery is relative.
I say it's MY relatives.
about 15 hours ago
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I am deeply and truly grateful for all the turkeys I am no longer dating.
about 16 hours ago
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This is the day we sit around the fire telling stories of the fabled Mustached Turkey, who kisses children and farts in the cranberry sauce.
about 18 hours ago
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I swear I just heard that turkey sneer and mutter, "I've had better".
about 19 hours ago
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I would be grateful for the little things, but I'm not with that boyfriend anymore.
6:49 PM Nov 25th
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Ever look back on an ex and think, What the HELL was I thinking? Post-Traumatic Yes Disorder.
4:21 PM Nov 25th
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Let's not forget this is the toughest time of the year for the suffering turkeyphobics out there.
2:33 PM Nov 25th
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I have got to stop tweeting like this.
5:23 AM Nov 25th
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5:18 AM Nov 25th
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I'm waiting for the Thanksgiving "Birds Gone Wild" DVD.
5:12 AM Nov 25th
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Every time I crack a joke about work, my wallet looks at me like, "Yeah, keep laughing, motherfucker. Now get your ass to work."
4:47 AM Nov 25th
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I just don't think this 'work' thing is going to catch on.
4:33 AM Nov 25th
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I can't help but feel that everything we have been told about 'good morning' is a lie.
4:01 AM Nov 25th
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Hemingway would often fart, yell "Ask not from whom the smell rolls...", giggle, and run away. You couldn't take him anywhere.
7:22 PM Nov 24th
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I'm telling my family I'm not coming to Thanksgiving dinner because I'm anti-cruelty. Hell no, not to the turkey. To me.
5:22 PM Nov 24th
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- Name notorious d.e.b.
- Location Closer than you think
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio just another cute and sexy genius.
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