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  1. I wrote this song, "Ain't No Testicles When He's Gone" because really, a day without testicles is like a day without sunshine.about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. My ice pick brings all the victims to the yard.about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. My superpower is getting through a workday without leaving blood evidence.about 13 hours ago from txt
  4. Chalk outlines of bodies on the floor of a workplace do not necessarily mean I was there today. Remember that.about 13 hours ago from txt
  5. Some days, I just feel I am not enough like Mr. T.about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. What Mondays were really made for, is kicking Monday's ass.about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. A good hair day can be a powerful weapon against Monday. Do not neglect this underreported step.about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. You're damn right I kissed my coffee cup.about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. Monday is like being pecked to death by parakeets. In the ass.about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. I want to get rid of Monday so badly I'm thinking about telling it I want to get married.about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. You know what I have to say to you, little Sweet n Los ? SCISSORS.about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. I lack even the energy to insult Monday properly. What kind of world is this I ask you.1 day ago from TweetDeck
  13. Monday, you poopie pants weiner head. You smell.3:10 AM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  14. I must confess: One day I want to put a gun right up to someone's forehead and say: Use a fucking semicolon properly or I will kill you.3:14 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  15. I am sorry fellow white people, but I have always thought Steven Tyler was some sort of mutant.7:09 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  16. ATTENTION EVERYONE FAVSTAR AND FAVRD APPEAR TO BE DOWN HOWEVER YOU ARE STILL FUNNY I REPEAT: STILL FUNNY HA HA HA6:45 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  17. It's not like it's a big deal, all Aerosmith has to do is create another Steven Tyler in the same laboratory.6:28 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  18. Apparently, at 4 years old, I said to my mother, "So what is rubbing your SPIT on my dirt going to solve?" Dysfunction ensues.6:13 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  19. I may lose all my white person cred when I say, I don't care that Steven Tyler left Aerosmith, or anything he does at all. I'm so ashamed.5:16 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  20. Go into the coffee little Sweet n Los, the coffee is your home, be free and swim around WHY ARE YOU SO HARD TO OPEN BITCHES5:10 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
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  • Location Closer than you think
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  • Bio just another cute and sexy genius.
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