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  1. I'm not even supposed to be here at the station but Dex and Rita's house is loud and annoying as shit. How can they stand all those kids?
  2. I can't sleep anymore.
  3. Hurting today. Your replies aren't fucking helpful. It won't be okay and bad things don't just happen!
  4. I want to stay in bed forever.
  5. Oh... and still... ouch.
  6. This pavement gets really fucking hot in the sun.
  7. Ouch.
  8. @Brody_T And here's another one! Don't shit your pants.
  9. It's kind of chilly here in Miami today. It's a nice break from that blazing hot sun.
  10. @AmyLeebot Still sounds like a douche to me. When he catches murderers and saves lives I'll be impressed.
  11. @AmyLeebot Also, in case you haven't noticed, I haven't said shit to him again since. I have better things to worry about than a douchebag.
  12. @AmyLeebot Also also, I always fucking win when I fight. I just simply don't give a fuck.
  13. @sam_c_smith Um. What? Doakes was the BHB.
  14. @jdizzlle Masuka? Is that you?
  15. @Brody_T Um. Thanks? Just don't let my looks fool you. I can easily kick your ass if I need to.
  16. @CoachPJ10 Fuckin' duh!
  17. @AmyLeebot You do realize that he/she/it began this, right? Unless he/she/it deleted that beginning tweet by now. I have no beef with you.
  18. But even funnier are the pussies who will threaten a Miami Metro Detective. Bring it.
  19. It's pretty fucking funny how people get all twisted up and pissy on the Internet. It's pretty entertaining.
  20. @jdizzlle One time he told me it smelled and tasted like pork fried rice. Sick fuck.