DeathStarPR
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Kate Middleton is the best looking Princess since Leia. Also a plus: she doesn't blow up people's Death Stars.
about 5 hours ago
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@ The Dark Side of the Force is strong with you!
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to VanessaL3000
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Easy way to feel like Darth Vader: stand over a heap of dirty laundry and imagine you've just killed a Jedi.
about 18 hours ago
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This X-Box made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
8:29 PM Jun 1st
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What's a SUPER FUN way of telling a planet it's about to be destroyed by a giant space death laser? Asking for a friend.
3:45 PM Jun 1st
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Just in time for Father's Day -- "Galaxy's Greatest Dad":
2:39 PM Jun 1st
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@ They will pay the price for their lack of vision!
6:39 AM Jun 1st
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in reply to BS7430
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Forget Blackberry or iPhone. Send all your messages via paragraphs of giant yellow expository text floating through space.
6:23 AM Jun 1st
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If Star Wars 1313 lets you play as a Bounty Hunter and you DON'T get to find, capture and torture Jar Jar, it fails.
12:12 AM Jun 1st
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Once you've seen Ewoks strip a Stormtrooper to the bone in 3.4 seconds, you quit worrying about face-eating zombies.
5:53 PM May 31st
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Sorry, which one's the Jedi and which is the pot-smoking hippy again?
2:45 PM May 31st
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The Galactci Empier fully supports Mitt Romney's dream for 'A Better '.
8:33 PM May 30th
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Blow up the Death Star once, shame on you. Blow up the Death Star twice, shame on you x2. Seriously, you're a terrible person.
6:08 PM May 30th
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@ A sobering and timely message, Brian.
12:01 AM May 30th
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It's a beautiful day to Force choke a few idiots.
3:04 PM May 29th
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IT'S A TRAP (for barbecued meats)! This amazing Death Star BBQ is fully armed and operational.
2:52 PM May 28th
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If we uncensored all of R2-D2's dialogue, your children's heads would LITERALLY explode from all of the profanity.
8:44 PM May 27th
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We didn't "kill" the Jedi. We helped make them all "more powerful than we could possibly imagine".
6:52 PM May 27th
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Probably not an exaggeration to say that Jar Jar Binks is the worst thing that ever happened in the universe ever.
4:07 PM May 27th
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We're assuming that is some kind of declaration of war on your part?
4:50 PM May 26th
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- Name Death Star PR
- Location In a galaxy far, far away...
- Web http://www.deaths...
- Bio The Galactic Empire has been getting a bad rap. We're here to set the record straight. #StarWars
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