DeathsBlog
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If you cyber chat with someone from Hades and they write "rofl" it means "relaxing on fiery lava."
5:50 AM Dec 23rd
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Audit coming up.Those I killed in October or November whose last names begin with letters J through S...I may need some extra info from you
10:24 PM Dec 22nd
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Afterlife Gazette headline: "As Heaven's Economy Suffers Quality of Afterlife dipping--More and More Souls Opting for Early Reincarnation"
6:35 AM Dec 22nd
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Just wasted money getting a scythe gift wrapped.I realized afterward that Reaper Zeike Fisk will easily figure out what it is anyway...
4:34 PM Dec 21st
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PC movement in Afterlife pushing to replace term "reapers" with "carnage technicians."
12:02 PM Dec 21st
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Re-reading "My Brother's Reaper," the story of a very special bond that's forged between a man and the hooded entity who killed his sibling.
7:42 PM Dec 20th
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"I'll reap when you're dead" -- Reaper rocker Will "Speedball" Zykes
8:26 AM Dec 20th
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Just warned a young reaper boy he was holding his scythe incorrectly and was likely to poke his eye out.I'm finally turning into my mother.
9:22 PM Dec 19th
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Possible Reaper union strike in early 2010. Please... do not cross the picket line by committing suicide.
8:05 PM Dec 19th
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Should be working -- procrastinating instead.Watching a movie called "Die Another Day"
12:51 AM Dec 19th
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Guy on subway said I looked familiar.Turned out I killed an old pal of his from way back.Amazing he recognized my hood after all these years
12:19 AM Dec 19th
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Raise awareness for kiliteracy- the silent non-fatal epidemic. A scythe is a terrible thing to waste.
11:11 PM Dec 18th
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If you're familiar with the phrase "business casual scythe" and free this weekend, please let me know.I'd love to make a shopping date.
8:05 PM Dec 18th
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Rented and watched "Four Weddings and a Funeral." Enjoyed maybe twenty percent of it.
11:19 PM Dec 17th
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New Program:Have your corporate logo placed on a reaper's hood.We will match the soon-to-be deceased to your company's target demographic.
8:18 PM Dec 16th
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"Friends and Family" weekend.If you die,you'll receive a 20% off card for "Banana Reapublic" or "The Void" good for all your dead relatives.
3:37 PM Dec 16th
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Early 2010 resolution:fit into the robe I bought today in time for June's "Reaper's Ball." If I come to kill you,please don't offer me cake
9:00 PM Dec 15th
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Please message me if you're familiar with "Excel for Reapers." I'm trying to put the people I killed this week into a spreadsheet.
7:04 AM Dec 14th
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Horoscope this morning read,"someone you killed years ago will call just to say hi." Uncannily enough, phone rang just a few minutes ago.
12:26 PM Dec 11th
from Echofon
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If you cyber chat with someone from Hades and they type “brb” it stands for “burning really badly”
7:59 PM Dec 10th
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- Name The Grim Reaper
- Location The Afterlife/ New York City
- Web http://death-sent...
- Bio I am Death.Everything I write is one hundred percent autobiographical. The Afterlife is a 'hoot'
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