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deastien

  1. Do u wanna come over and sing Mother's Day carols around my Mother's Day tree?
  2. The Jehovah's witnesses just crossed a weird line sending me this hand written letter to my home address. Scared, currently.
  3. @LChoochTrain quit talking smack about my FEMA FUPA yo.
  4. Not enjoying the wet-mouth-heavy audio mix in this new #madmen
  5. (Jaco Pastorious music playing) @movingsideways : Guys, I bet you're wondering why I have this steak on my eye... #@movingsidewaysfanfiction
  6. @themeast They are wrapped in cheese cloth with the mussels and are under the lobsters but on top of the corn, potatoes and kielbasa, son.
  7. It's all gone now, but it was amazing #SaintClambakesDay twitter.com/deastien/statu…
  8. St. Paddy's Day clambake twitter.com/deastien/statu…
  9. Happy Scotpatricks day errybuddy twitter.com/deastien/statu…
  10. @LChoochTrain @kurtbraunohler wait, what? When? #theNew3W's
  11. @movingsideways OMG DO U NEED BAIL MONEY???!! RT @Gothamist: Tourists Watch Out: Alleged Serial Airport Robber Caught gothamist.com/2012/03/17/all…
  12. @movingsideways @kurtbraunohler when did that happen? In the new neighborhood?
  13. @movingsideways @kurtbraunohler What break-in?
  14. @themeast @pinglax11 is "corner beef" another word for "street meat"?
  15. How on earth do you live and drive in Brooklyn with no horn in your car, @kurtbraunohler ?
  16. @kurtbraunohler Krause Springs looks like a little slice of heaven. Are those beer cans behind you from those kids that got abducted there?
  17. The Annoying noise award goes to... The annoying beep at the oscars!