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deanwinchester

  1. @IAmCastiel I'm going to choose to believe you're making a joke.
  2. @ViciousVey Yeah, a lot like that.
  3. @micksmouse Tried. Doesn't work that well, or they're not answering.
  4. @IAmCastiel No it's where you guess words and...fucking...just come back and I'll teach you.
  5. @IAmCastiel I found a stick. Forget food, come back and let's play hangman.
  6. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, I GUESS.
  7. God dammit, this is about me and Cas trying to get out of Purgatory, not Cas giving me a facial, you perverts.
  8. @mariel_tweets @breakinporcelan @alovething @iamcastiel NYEUURGHFFGH
  9. @alovething @breakinporcelan @iamcastiel I HATE YOU
  10. @edzed NOT IN PURGATORY
  11. @breakinporcelan @alovething @IAmCastiel STOP TEACHING HIM THIS SHIT, HE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW.
  12. @alovething @iamcastiel I would eat my own shoes before I eat Cas's man...angel juice.
  13. @alovething @breakinporcelan @iamcastiel Dude, Cas is not spooging on or around my mouth or face area until I'm at least 300 times hungrier.
  14. @IAmCastiel @alovething Because your friend Carly started it.
  15. @IAmCastiel @alovething Dude, I'm not the one who suggested it!
  16. @IAmCastiel Until you don't take a shit for three days and then they're more like a curse.
  17. @alovething @iamcastiel The internet told me. It tells me everything.
  18. @IAmCastiel @alovething Sex activities, Cas. How else would you make semen?
  19. @alovething @IAmCastiel The calories contained in a tablespoon of semen are negated by the calories you burn in the activities that make it.
  20. @IAmCastiel ...I wish there was such a thing as a hamburger demon. Man, do I wish that right now.