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deanothemonk

@Dirk_18_Kuyt best of luck in turkey. Thanks for the memories #ynwa #LFC #LFCFamily about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
StanCollymore I look forward to a day when your son or daughter can aspire to be head of state of our wonderful country. Not anti Royal,just pro Republic about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by deanothemonk and 232 others
StanCollymore All Republicans want is to have their views respected and aired like anyone else.For me,it's a natural progression of enlightened society. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by deanothemonk and 142 others
@Karlylil @flipper2007uk just arrived and it's very gloomy. Shite to be frank haha 8:44 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Karlylil
@stanno78 @flipper2007uk cheers mate. Tar for coming Saturday too bud. See you Sunday for another set of Jaegerbombs. 1:40 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stanno78
Off to #Rome tomorrow. When in Rome . . . 1:06 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
Karlylil @Fl1pster so jealous!!! 12:14 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Fl1pster Retweeted by deanothemonk
@StanCollymore spot on collymore 2:11 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to StanCollymore
northernboysclb Hazard. Wow. Well, there's no point being a c**t unless you're gonna show it I suppose. 2:01 PM May 28th via Facebook Retweeted by deanothemonk and 3 others
TheComedyHumor "What doesn't kill you makes you smaller." ~Mario 12:45 PM May 26th via Buffer Retweeted by deanothemonk and 540 others
TheComedyHumor If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends. 4:22 PM May 27th via Buffer Retweeted by deanothemonk and 628 others
Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/LJanBqnfha/ 3:38 PM May 27th via Instagram
PaulSmithJnr Robbie Williams thinks he's fucking Pele. Sit down you tit 1:22 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by deanothemonk and 58 others
MarioBaloteLAD Breaking: Liverpool have offered £35 million for Sergio Pizzorno #SoccerAid 12:34 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by deanothemonk and 2656 others
AutismTips Children with an autism spectrum disorder also don't know how to tell "social lies." 8:30 AM May 26th via SocialOomph Retweeted by deanothemonk and 34 others
#fatherted piss funny 3:28 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Moose_talkSPORT The source who tipped me the wink about Klopp to Liverpool says the issue should be resolved overnight/tomorrow 12:51 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by deanothemonk and 125 others
liamgallagher Stone Roses are back...LG 2:20 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by deanothemonk and 4023 others
2 days until services go generic. Quite busy like #socialwork 2:07 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
@MassiveToolDave most of them times, I was blissfully unaware. Haha 2:27 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MassiveToolDave