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DeannaRusso

  1. My favorite game to play after a long weekend of camping is That A Bruise Or Dirt?
  2. Sports are shiny. @StevenWKendrickso you're from NJ but u live in LA - who are you supporting in the Stanley Cup?
  3. Whatever happened to 'kewel'? Did everyone figure out they're supremely a fucktard?
  4. I just blew my nose while taking a dump. You're welcome, gender equality.
  5. The Bachelorette's Ryan is rocking Seneca Crane's beard stylings.
  6. You know that disease where people secretly eat weird things that make them sick on purpose? My weirdo cat has it.
  7. Being too sick to attend any BBQ's this weekend, I've taken to eating shitburgers. Or as they call them in NJ, White Castle.
  8. My upstairs neighbor has trained elephants playing indoor hockey, by the sound of it.
  9. The jump to conclusions mat guy! He just walked into 711 as I was walking out!
  10. Cold nose. Warm lips. Can't lose.
  11. Tank tops and turtle necks. No means no, all of men.
  12. Wine tasting guide: "Chicks love chocolate." Me: "We prefer the term broads, thank you."
  13. You know you've made it when you have nice disposal napkins in your guest bathroom.
  14. Instagram! The new way to find out all your friends are hanging out without you!