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deannajkw

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  3. @eh_smith04 just made me breakfast in bed. That's right, he's about to get lucky. And he has a big dong. In case u wondered.
  4. @BaruchelNDG Wow. Watching Goon again. Can't get over how great it is. You rule.
  5. “@8_Semesters: Being a white girl with a big ass is a rare commodity, like a Charizard pokemon card.” @delawareMERMAID
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  7. A teen mom literally just complained that it's too hard to study for her GED while her baby is distracting her. What the hell did u expect?
  8. “@WolfpackAlan: My girlfriend told me to see things from a girl's point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window.” @eh_smith04
  9. I guess I am lucky enough to write tweets so retarded no one would even dream of stealing them.