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  1. My awesome chanukkah present from @lunenia http://tweetphoto.com/6164517
  2. via @lonelysandwich
  3. Do I feel bad for the kid in the Pepto ad because he gets diarrhea on a date or because his mom has a schizophrenic episode with the car?
  4. @jenkinkn totally free
  5. it's called rush hour - not drive like a fng moron hour.
  6. @kate_the_great sf has that too! it's incredibly helpful if you've just moved to a new city.
  7. this sunday - creation museum field trip - who's in? i may have free tickets.
  8. @jenkinkn awww - is she giving you shit again? awesome thing about that is that you can just hang up or go home now! :)
  9. @jenkinkn that's cold, kat. i didn't even say shit to you. jesus.
  10. just measured the entire house in under 20 minutes. is it sad that i wouldn't mind getting a disto as a present? laser-measurement fun!
  11. @veganjacob that has to be so frustrating. the only vegan thing i've ever found in ohio was a purse.
  12. @veganjacob i ate so much healthier in ny and ca. ohio slowly kills people with fat. lottery.
  13. @veganjacob me too! there needs to be more healthy food places that deliver downtown!
  14. @jenkinkn commission from etsy! cheap and really great stuff.
  15. damnit!!! missed the woot digital camera keychain and now my cat will have to wait even longer for her own digital camera.
  16. Rachel Maddow beats down Richard Cohen... http://bit.ly/8jCZY4
  17. not sure if i have a cold or just allergies from whatever was kicked up in the remodel work. either way it sucks.
  18. @pauljdehmer holy shit - which lot?
  19. @simpleton001 awwww - thanks! so r u!
  20. why even ask me if you're just going to ignore what i say anyway? ugh.