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  1. Wellllllll the music in here is frightfull, and I see no reason to be delightfull....
  2. Hey lady....your kid is an asshole! That's right I called her an asshole!
  3. I am completely dragging ass today. Need to wake up! Tomorrow off finally
  4. @timbeavisash9 haha thanks for making me laugh during this horrific night.
  5. @InfectionAgenda no need to include yourself, just blame Julie & say her hormones got in the way since she is a woman people would believe U
  6. @mattharrak have colleen kick you in the nuts. You'll quickly forget about the migraine.
  7. yay so uper excited to go to work!
  8. RT @Mallrat6996: @deadsqwirl Melissa's going into surgery today & comes home wednesday so unfortunately no. -- Not sure what this no is to?
  9. http://bit.ly/7ty0oB why is PETA not protesting this, it's degrading to the cat's and is torturous to the viewers.
  10. Flip flip flipadelphia! Bitter sweet season finale of Sunny! So good, soo long to have to wait for more!
  11. Epic chili is an epic win. Recipe: follow stupid package directions, add a shitload of peppers & jalapenos then blare metal while cooking
  12. You guys are no fun, was completely expecting one of you turds to ask what was so epic about my chili. You guys are all disappointments!
  13. Making some epic chili!
  14. Thank the fucking lord Demonoid is back!!!!!!!!
  15. @dev5112 damn son, didn't get that tweet otherwise I would have certainly done so!
  16. @Mallrat6996 oh if only they did allow me to shit on some girls face. Oh wait were we talking about scat porn or the musical style of scat?
  17. And the after I ate sneezing festivities have begun! My nose & sinus' are lame, you hear me pieces of crap? Its only food, I need it to live
  18. Been eating so many jazz apples from shop rite that they raised the price a dollar a pound....bastards!
  19. Work, eat, sleep, repeat.
  20. My Bad, Mallrat's Guide: http://bit.ly/7mF3ae