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deadpaninc

  1. @MMFlint Clinton's top tax rate would be good for the US - Reagan's even better. Like to see TP response to that suggestion
  2. @MMFlint Coupons! Right again. Dems need to start using language strategically like Repubs do. Bring back the Reagan tax rates!
  3. @therealzooeyd I want to hear She and Him cover They Say (alt country ballad from LnR @ Lyric Theatre on La Brea)
  4. @mindykaling Lust 'n Rust also has a makeover. And great songs. No robots tho.
  5. @mindykaling Get off the couch and go see live theater at the Lyric on La Brea. You will have fun.
  6. Cool. Prince Charles and I share the same "official harpist."
  7. Getting ready for the West Coast Premier of my musical Lust 'n Rust tonight at the Lyric Theatre in Hollywood. Hope there'll be paparazzi.
  8. @amberdaviseyes I do! Offer came and I accepted.
  9. @therealzooeyd You are going to love Lust 'n Rust at the Lyric on La Brea. www.brownpapertickets.com
  10. Very happy for Arcade Fire. A real band wins!
  11. Just because you don't know who Esperanza Spalding is, doesn't mean she doesn't deserve the Grammy.
  12. I'm in Chicago, out braving the blizzard to give blood. I am a superhero!
  13. @ConanOBrien Wilberforce would be an improvement. Consider that for your next show.
  14. Cool news about the musical I co-wrote: LA premier! http://www.lustnrust.com/lrover.htm
  15. As long as I'm still a horse on the Chinese zodiac, I'm good.
  16. I was born a Libra - can I be grandfathered in? Can't handle being a Virgo. #asifitmatters
  17. @outofocus I expected wrists.