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deadpanactor

  1. Vote for #MonAnon in this @NexTv contest: MyNexTV.com/web Click the Shortcut to the Finals box, search for Joseph Heath, then vote.
  2. This showcases some of my finest work. Monsters Anonymous: Episode 2: Competitions With Dead People: http://blip.tv/file/3520234 #MonAnon
  3. This is a perfect example of why commercials shouldn't hire non-actors: http://blip.tv/file/3491382 She shows virtually no emotion.
  4. No one does a death scene better than me.
  5. Happy new year. I am so excited about this new year that I could almost smile.
  6. I hope everyone is having as great a time as I am on this festive holiday. Merry Christmas.
  7. Check out my exciting new MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/deadpanactor
  8. Speaking of contests, my annually held staring contest is next Thursday. Prepare to lose.
  9. Sorry, forgot to tweet. Great shoot. 2 takes. Not my fault, I was so over the top hilarious that the director blew the 1st take laughing.
  10. I am about to go shoot a commercial for some contest thing. It is good to have work. Keeps the muse alive. I am pumped up. One take, I say.
  11. @Reaper1527 Be as expressive as possible. Wear your emotions on your sleeve. It also helps to have a beautiful face. Most important is face.
  12. I'm so excited to be on Twitter.