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  1. @JoeOE18 Yes, I may have jesticular cancer... about 20 hours ago from web in reply to JoeOE18
  2. Or perhaps you'd prefer my massive cock > http://tinyurl.com/c5mbjv about 20 hours ago from web
  3. "Soz" about the geeky jokes, have been fighting the urge to make fart gags all day tbh. Please enjoy my boobies: http://tinyurl.com/dlq4fd about 20 hours ago from web
  4. @CodeNameTanya Nah, she`s really short and thats the word he uses to describe people of a diminutive stature [possibly?] :) about 20 hours ago from web in reply to CodeNameTanya
  5. My mate Hannah had a row with Nicky Campbell about squatters! Go girl! :) about 20 hours ago from web
  6. RT @LDN: Tomorrow is Buy Nothing Day - a day where you switch off from shopping and tune into life http://bit.ly/4Bp0uV about 21 hours ago from web
  7. What kills you, eats you then spends years talking about it? A Philosoraptor... about 21 hours ago from web
  8. Johnny was a chemist's son but Johnny is no more, what Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4 [via@bengoldacre] about 22 hours ago from web
  9. F(x) = X + 2Y walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman says "sorry we don't allow functions in here"... about 22 hours ago from web
  10. A playwright walks up to an Italian tailor and hands over some torn trousers. The tailor asks "Euripides?"....[ooooh] about 22 hours ago from web
  11. @kim_partridge I now forward all Uncle Adolfs emails straight to the police tbh! about 22 hours ago from web in reply to kim_partridge
  12. Why do Anarchists drink herbal tea? >>> Because 'proper tea' is theft! about 22 hours ago from web
  13. RT @martylog: @deadlykimono Watch out for the ghost civil servants, too. about 22 hours ago from web
  14. RT @PaulineRebry: @deadlykimono Don't worry, Indian people are the nicest! But they WILL stab you in the shins and steal the flipflops f ... about 22 hours ago from web
  15. Wow, it seems that alot of people have racist Uncles! It`s understandable, Polish Avuncular engineers charge less and work harder... about 23 hours ago from web
  16. Now a colleague informs me I must go straight to hospital if I walk in a puddle!? Don't eat the food!!?!? wtf? It`s India, not Hull ffs ;) 4:28 AM Nov 27th from web
  17. Priceless Xenophob'a'nuggets from a confused amorphous blob! 4:11 AM Nov 27th from web
  18. Advice such as: "Watch your back/They`ll cut your throat for a penny/Watch the Mrs, they`ll rape her/They shit in the street, watch that..." 4:10 AM Nov 27th from web
  19. What better way to start the day than getting a lovely email about India from my racist Uncle, full of great racist advice for travelling :) 4:10 AM Nov 27th from web
  20. This time in ten days I`ll be sat on a houseboat in India smoking a chillum in the late evening musk - thank fuck. 6:49 AM Nov 26th from web