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deadlovejunkies

  1. iLove it when the scenarios I make up in my head when I start to like someone become reality.
  2. Now I know why I get DRUNK! There's too many Oogly women when I'm SOBER!
  3. Just dropped £200 at the Dentist! Ouch!
  4. @nathalielauren @kittygraham12 Dude where are you!?
  5. I love my relationship with my bed...no commitment..we just sleep together every night.
  6. Awkwardly standing there while your friend talks to someone you don't know.
  7. Women's logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.
  8. Relationships aren't tests, there's no need to cheat.
  9. If you wake up hoping no one tagged you in any pictures from last night, you're partying the right way
  10. Sometimes I like to laugh hard at nothing :)
  11. Seeing that one person, even if it is just for a short period of time, but it still manages to make your day. :')
  12. Seeing a bug outside: "Hello Mr. Bug." Seeing a bug in your house: "DIE BITCH, DIE!!!"
  13. Ooh Queen's Jubilee ... Perfect time to Fast :)
  14. Back to the grill ... That's how you get HOT!!!
  15. We are artist, We paint on a smiles. We are actors, We hold back the tears. We are doctor, We to fix our broken hearts.
  16. Life is like a penis, very simple, relaxed and just hanging freely. It's women who make it hard...
  17. The grass may look greener on the other side of the fence, but when you get there, you would find it’s artificial turf.
  18. The best revenge is just moving on and getting over it. Don’t give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.
  19. Fat, single and ready for Pringles
  20. There is always someone that loves you, even if you don't notice.