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  1. Back from the Christmas Party... Probably should have stuck with being silently snubbed. about 14 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. OH: "I'm not opposed to puce." about 21 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. Cool Mint tastes like panic to me. 8:52 AM Dec 18th from Twitterrific
  4. Lack of invitation to Christmas party was an oversight. Still mildly bitter. 8:17 AM Dec 18th from Twitterrific
  5. My mother is channelling C+C Music Factory and I don't like it. 1:27 PM Dec 17th from Twitterrific
  6. Everyone was invited to the end of year party... except me. Yup. Bitter. 12:57 PM Dec 17th from Twitterrific
  7. @iheartmuseums Give the boy some credit. It'll be magic! 7:05 AM Dec 17th from Twitterrific in reply to iheartmuseums
  8. it's 3:30am and I can't sleep because I wake myself up every time I roll over onto my tetanus injection site. FML 12:35 AM Dec 17th from Twitterrific
  9. @cabri I've had 4 in 13 hours. Too much isn't going to be an issue. 7:17 PM Dec 15th from Twitterrific in reply to cabri
  10. My brain kicked in and remembered the subway. Only had to walk a block instead of 5. Got stuff, now planning to stare blankly at Alice. 5:56 PM Dec 15th from Twitterrific
  11. If i've been running a fever all day, but am running out of tylenol, should I walk the five blocks to get more, or suffer? 4:30 PM Dec 15th from Twitterrific
  12. Someone who doesn't have Twitter has just admitted she moved to Reno to do Donkey shows. (Maybe this will teach her for not having twitter.) 7:51 PM Dec 14th from Twitterrific
  13. @iheartmuseums ...and then he got fat. ;) 6:04 PM Dec 14th from Twitterrific in reply to iheartmuseums
  14. Just saw The Princess Bride on what was possibly an original print. About 10 minutes shorter thanks to wear, but Rugen's death got applause! 6:00 PM Dec 14th from Twitterrific
  15. @idmacman Do you feel like you've been rent in the gobberwarts with a blurglecruncheon? 12:46 PM Dec 14th from Twitterrific in reply to idmacman
  16. Wobbegong Cock. Ponder it. 10:12 AM Dec 14th from Twitterrific
  17. Probably the worst person for a writer to turn to for advice. Keep trying to convince a friend her story needs 'bust a nut' in it. 1:40 PM Dec 12th from Twitterrific
  18. @antheia *blinks* Your boobs are insanely happy. 12:22 PM Dec 12th from Twitterrific in reply to antheia
  19. @adambarken Due to a trivia night, I now know that Canada 1st got Xmas trees in 1850, but didn't patent stands til 1929. Just a tad slow. 12:21 PM Dec 12th from Twitterrific in reply to adambarken
  20. @benchamel I would absolutely agree. It's eclipsed everything to the point where I can't even remember others. 12:07 PM Dec 12th from Twitterrific in reply to benchamel