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  1. Downloaded 14 full albums from eMusic for less than $16. And I've got a $100 Amazon shipment arriving next week. The Xmas magic lives on!
  2. Duncan, as he handed out gifts today: "Happy Christmas! Enjoy your box."
  3. Goddamn unicorns.
  4. Just grabbed a case of 2009 Anchor Christmas Ale. Ooooh...I hope someone takes notes, because I'm going to forget a lot this weekend.
  5. I think I'm going through coffee withdrawal. I've had a headache all weekend. Looking forward to killing it off with office coffee tomorrow.
  6. Our husky was just outside for a half hour, running hard in the snow. Now she's whining and pawing at the door to go back out. Stupid dog.
  7. Because you demanded it! The Best Holiday Family Letter EVER. Read it on my deadbeatjones blog: http://bit.ly/5ZA7cA
  8. I'm very tempted to write up one of those "yearly recap" holiday letters with completely fabricated stories, and send it to total strangers.
  9. I'm a freak. I like the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
  10. New furnace motor is very quiet. Unfortunately, they found a crack in the furnace that could kill us in our sleep. $3-5K to replace! FML.
  11. Furnace motor died for the 2nd winter in a row. Ahh...the joys of homeowning. Is it wrong to build a fire in the middle of the living room?
  12. For a record 119th consecutive week, a former Hurricane has scored a touchdown in the NFL. Yes, it's all about The U.
  13. My favorite show is "Who's the Boss?" and my favorite ho is yours...of course.
  14. Oh, no. There's been a mistake, honey. My name's Slick Rick, not Frosted Flakes.
  15. It's all about The U.
  16. Mmm...whose saddle is this? That's Uncle Taint's!
  17. I've got nearly the entire weekend to myself. Good thing that complete run of Angry Beavers showed up on DVD earlier this week. Stinky toe!
  18. One of my favorite cover songs. Ska meets Joe Jackson. Buck-O-Nine "I'm The Man"... ♫ http://blip.fm/~hnyqj
  19. When he didn't get his way just now, Simon gave me his very first "Jeez!" and stormed out of the room. I'm so proud.
  20. My oldest boy is probably getting into the gifted program. The counselor called and congratulated my wife. I said, "Why? What did you do?"