deadbeatjones
-
Finally got a cover for my Kindle...now I don't have to worry about it getting dusty from the lack of free time I have to read these days.
about 11 hours ago
from web
-
#211 on The List of Ways I Don't Want to Die: Choked on a box of rubber bands, because people will make up stories as to why it happened.
7:04 PM Nov 23rd
from web
-
Word up. It's the code word.
7:00 AM Nov 22nd
from web
-
#16 on The List of Ways I Don't Want to Die: Getting really fat and being murdered by Peruvians who want to sell me to a cosmetics company.
7:47 AM Nov 21st
from web
-
#102 on The List of Ways I Don't Want to Die: In a swimsuit made of bees!
2:19 PM Nov 20th
from web
-
The latest Esquire, Interview, Food & Wine, WIRED and Entertainment Weekly are all waiting to be read. Oh, work...where did my free time go?
2:28 PM Nov 19th
from web
-
#89 on The List of Ways I Don't Want to Die: Being landed upon by a skydiving Elvis whose chute failed to open.
2:48 PM Nov 18th
from web
-
HI-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work I go...
4:41 AM Nov 16th
from web
-
#38 on The List of Ways I Don't Want to Die: Trampled in a freak suburban stampede of lemmings while washing my car.
11:07 AM Nov 15th
from web
-
#43 on The List of Ways I Don't Want to Die: Accidentally drowned in a dunk tank full of grape jelly.
5:37 PM Nov 14th
from web
-
Two words: college football.
8:46 AM Nov 14th
from web
-
Last weeknight as an unemployed person. Who's buying me beers?
5:13 PM Nov 13th
from web
-
#77 on The List of Ways I Don't Want to Die: Being licked to death by cats.
10:00 AM Nov 12th
from web
-
Just had lunch next to 4 elderly women who talked loudly about doctor visits, needlepoint and paperback book deals. Being old is awesome.
10:11 AM Nov 11th
from web
-
You ever have one of those moments where you catch a stranger's gaze and know exactly what they're thinking, then you realize that's creepy?
7:16 AM Nov 11th
from web
-
I am not playing the latest videogame, reading an interesting book, nor listening to any life-changing music. I have become a media nothing.
6:51 PM Nov 10th
from web
-
PWEI has been in my head for a while now: "Not Now James, We're Busy..." ♫
12:47 PM Nov 10th
from Blip.fm
-
@ Yup. Been sick on and off for three weeks now. Just as I get better, it comes back again. Having kids in school doesn't help.
10:15 AM Nov 10th
from web
-
@ Welcome to my world. I'm hoping to fight off the third incarnation of this thing before I start work on Monday. Blegh.
9:59 AM Nov 10th
from web
-
Amazon wants me to sign up for an online shopping PayPhrase. They suggested "Jason's Increasing Stability." They are my new fortune cookie.
5:26 PM Nov 9th
from web
|
- Name Jason Richards
- Location PA
- Web http://www.deadbe...
- Bio Writer of stories, builder of worlds, dreamer of better things and destroyer of tacos.
|
