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  1. I had a dream I had the least masculine tattoo ever: ballet slippers on my stomach!!about 23 hours ago from web
  2. Party Cat just wants to party http://nedroid.com/tag/part...about 23 hours ago from web
  3. Where are they now: The Ally McBeal/screensaver dancing baby -- http://bit.ly/142smh7:09 PM Jul 9th from web
  4. Last tweet via http://roflrazzi.com/6:31 PM Jul 9th from web
  5. Just found out: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.6:31 PM Jul 9th from web
  6. One of the best Onion vids ever: http://bit.ly/1GrHac1:58 PM Jul 9th from web
  7. needs some new It's Always Sunny1:12 PM Jul 9th from web
  8. I just all over the place!!5:59 PM Jul 8th from web
  9. Dead Like Me is on Hulu now. If you've never seen it it's a pretty great show: http://www.hulu.com/dead-li...4:30 PM Jul 6th from web
  10. http://twitpic.com/9azlt - Where I'm at1:24 PM Jul 4th from TwitPic
  11. http://twitpic.com/9amgl - I climbed a hill!!12:02 PM Jul 4th from TwitPic
  12. http://twitpic.com/9akqz - I climbed a tree! JOY :)11:51 AM Jul 4th from TwitPic
  13. http://twitpic.com/9a1ul - My brother and his new girlfriend.9:48 AM Jul 4th from TwitPic
  14. Off to Stoney :)7:17 AM Jul 4th from web
  15. My brother just proposed to his girlfriend. CONGRATULATIONS DON AND KELLY!!1:39 PM Jul 3rd from web
  16. Watching Food Network after eating is like looking at pr0n after spankin' it.5:59 PM Jul 2nd from web
  17. Just pre-ordered Windows 7. :)4:38 PM Jun 29th from Tweed
  18. C'mon, Palm. Get flash support in the WebOS browser. Otherwise I'm a sad panda.7:31 PM Jun 28th from Tweed
  19. RT @acedtect: Now every time I see someone's name in the Twitter trending topics I fear they are dead.7:23 PM Jun 28th from Tweed
  20. The cat has no problem bugging me when I'm on the toilet, but refuses to make eye contact when he's in the litter box... asshole.6:02 PM Jun 28th from web
  • Name Daniel Carpenter
  • Location Michigan
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  • Bio Age: 28 LIKES: tech, healthy food, and awesomeness DISLIKES: suckyness
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