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- @BrianReed there is no projectile funnier than vomitabout 19 hours ago from web
- He faced the Dairy Queen in a blizzard! The mystic numbers 7 & 11 were the twin machetes with which he carved a trail through the LA desert!about 21 hours ago from web
- You know, a thousand years from now, @GeoffJohns0 migratory wanderings will be mistaken for religious documentation.about 21 hours ago from web
- @mattfraction I have consistent only-in-dreams Future Versions of SF, the South Bay, and NYC. (NYC is least ruined, South Bay the most.)about 21 hours ago from web
- Workin' some work at work in the workplace.about 22 hours ago from web
- Shabbat. Torah: Pinchas. Zealousness. Inheritance rights for women. And Moses is told he will not live to enter Israel. Cold, God, cold.9:13 PM Jul 10th from web
- Terminology overload: the War of Currents is different from "the current war".3:44 PM Jul 10th from web
- This is gonna be like a lock-and-key party, only with typefaces instead of sex. So throw your favorite font into the hat, dammit.9:34 PM Jul 9th from web
- "She's my daughter. No, I mean it, my daughter. No, seriously, my daughter. Quit it, asshole, that shit hurts!" #2nddraftmovielines9:28 PM Jul 9th from web
- "She's my aunt! She's my niece! She's my aunt *and* my niece!" #1stdraftmovielines9:27 PM Jul 9th from web
- Just as soon as this backup finishes.9:25 PM Jul 9th from web
- Tonight, I think, I try something that I have not done in ten years working on this operating system.8:22 PM Jul 9th from web
- DId someone actually leave an anonymous comment on my LJ that they were "unsubscribing" from my "blog"? Did that actually happen?8:17 PM Jul 9th from web
- That thing where I am normally generous about yielding right of way? Gotta not do that for trucks carrying asphalt boilers in back.7:08 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- "My mother? I didn't have one, actually. Can... can we talk about that? For a bit?" #1stdraftmovielines @memepunk5:20 PM Jul 9th from web
- "That's funny. I totally recall owning this droid for years and years." #retconmoviedraftlines3:56 PM Jul 9th from web
- This is how the world ends: not with a bang, but with a Blimpie.3:11 PM Jul 9th from web
- "They mostly come at night. Because it's darker then. Which they like." #1stdraftmovielines3:09 PM Jul 9th from web
- "Frankly, my dear, I'm not entirely concerned about that." #1stdraftmovielines3:06 PM Jul 9th from web
- (That last one could have also potentially been tagged #ifmoviedialogwaslikecomicsdialog )3:04 PM Jul 9th from web
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- Name Dan Curtis Johnson
- Location Silicon Valley
- Web http://crisper.li...
- Bio Software Assassin and Day-Job Dilletante
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