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  1. @BrianReed there is no projectile funnier than vomit
  2. He faced the Dairy Queen in a blizzard! The mystic numbers 7 & 11 were the twin machetes with which he carved a trail through the LA desert!
  3. You know, a thousand years from now, @GeoffJohns0 migratory wanderings will be mistaken for religious documentation.
  4. @mattfraction I have consistent only-in-dreams Future Versions of SF, the South Bay, and NYC. (NYC is least ruined, South Bay the most.)
  5. Workin' some work at work in the workplace.
  6. Shabbat. Torah: Pinchas. Zealousness. Inheritance rights for women. And Moses is told he will not live to enter Israel. Cold, God, cold.
  7. Terminology overload: the War of Currents is different from "the current war".
  8. This is gonna be like a lock-and-key party, only with typefaces instead of sex. So throw your favorite font into the hat, dammit.
  9. "She's my daughter. No, I mean it, my daughter. No, seriously, my daughter. Quit it, asshole, that shit hurts!" #2nddraftmovielines
  10. "She's my aunt! She's my niece! She's my aunt *and* my niece!" #1stdraftmovielines
  11. Just as soon as this backup finishes.
  12. Tonight, I think, I try something that I have not done in ten years working on this operating system.
  13. DId someone actually leave an anonymous comment on my LJ that they were "unsubscribing" from my "blog"? Did that actually happen?
  14. That thing where I am normally generous about yielding right of way? Gotta not do that for trucks carrying asphalt boilers in back.
  15. "My mother? I didn't have one, actually. Can... can we talk about that? For a bit?" #1stdraftmovielines @memepunk
  16. "That's funny. I totally recall owning this droid for years and years." #retconmoviedraftlines
  17. This is how the world ends: not with a bang, but with a Blimpie.
  18. "They mostly come at night. Because it's darker then. Which they like." #1stdraftmovielines
  19. "Frankly, my dear, I'm not entirely concerned about that." #1stdraftmovielines
  20. (That last one could have also potentially been tagged #ifmoviedialogwaslikecomicsdialog )