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A woman just spent a full minute trying to unlock my front door. After the first 30 seconds, shouldn't you maybe look at the door number?
8:26 AM Oct 31st
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The MCM is 10/31/10. And thus, my training starts tomorrow. I'm preparing by scarfing down a year's worth of beer and cigars tonight.
5:55 PM Oct 30th
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The League was kind of a disappointment last night. What kind of fantasy football league only has 8 people in it?
5:07 AM Oct 30th
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Because I'm an America hating liberal, I'm not embarrassed to say I don't like the idea of stopping a baseball game for God Bless America.
6:14 PM Oct 28th
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I may never smoke anything but Partagas again. Awesome, inexpensive cigars really put $15 Cohibas into perspective.
5:46 PM Oct 28th
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@ If Date Lab was more like that, it would single-handedly get the Washington Post out of the red.
10:47 AM Oct 28th
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Note to Jack's Fresh: When you make shrimp tempura, you're supposed to peel the shimp first. Those shrimp gave their lives for nothing.
10:11 AM Oct 28th
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70s TV was paradoxically both much more awesome and much less awesome than today's.
9:17 AM Oct 28th
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@ Don't let the first one discourage you. It's pretty rough. But the second one is where the fun stuff starts.
4:37 PM Oct 27th
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Go Wizards! Surely, one of D.C.'s three pro sports teams have to be good. (Yes, *three*. Sorry, Caps fans, I'm still not sold on hockey.)
4:33 PM Oct 27th
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That shot of the dejected Hogettes almost made the loss worth it. I hate the Hogettes. Always have. Always will.
7:49 PM Oct 26th
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I think I just agreed to run the Marine Corps Marathon next year. How long is a marathon, anyway? Like, 2 or 3 miles? Are cigars allowed?
7:01 PM Oct 26th
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I like Rock Cartwright, but it'd be nice to have a kick returner whose strategy wasn't always "Run straight and hope for the best."
5:21 PM Oct 26th
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The ESPN guys are really taunting Dan Snyder. If Mike Ditka trashed me on the air like that, I'd commit seppuku out of shame.
3:06 PM Oct 26th
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I can't bring myself to buy Dustin Diamond's autobiography, but I'm not above reading it in chunks at Borders. Mr. Belding? Weird guy.
1:18 PM Oct 26th
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24 season 8 promos: "Who's Jack Bauer?" Awesome.
5:11 AM Oct 26th
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Happy trails, Steve. Hope it was worth it. Also, it's funny that in 2009, "bedding" is still used as a verb.
6:19 PM Oct 25th
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This is a great day to have Romo on your fantasy team...unless your opponent has Miles Austin. Dammit, Romo, you have other receivers!
2:44 PM Oct 25th
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10 years from now, no one would care if I ran in the marathon today. But when I tell the story of how I had pizza for brunch? It'll be EPIC.
8:10 AM Oct 25th
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Saw VI: Out. Standing. Seriously. A great horror flick and an insightful commentary on the current health care debate. I'm giddy.
11:28 AM Oct 24th
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- Name The D.C. Universe
- Location Washington, D.C.
- Web http://thedcunive...
- Bio Blogger. Comic book, football, and horror movie geek. It's National Novel Writing Month! Mine is about an NFL team owned by a wicked, greedy elf. Total fiction.
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