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dclionsky

  1. It's cheaper if you order the whopper meat separately from the two Cinnabons and assemble the sandwich yourself 4sq.com/KTQzsb 3:16 PM May 25th via foursquare
  2. Apps and zerts (@ B&O American Brasserie) 4sq.com/JvJw9g 5:00 PM May 24th via foursquare
  3. @jessmp Stop trying to get with me via Twitter 6:36 AM May 21st via web in reply to jessmp
  4. I think my hair gel was intended for girls. In other news, I smell like a girl right now. 5:16 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I'm always surprised when people post how excited they are to graduate college. Don't they know their lives are about to get way worse? 8:01 AM May 14th via web
  6. Hey Zooey and Samuel L., you don't have to justify your actions to Siri, she has to listen to you and isn't capable of judgement. 1:20 PM May 13th via web
  7. Come to House Teams @improvasylum at 8pm,. I'm going to work my personal phone number into a scene, so have yo pens out, ladies. 10:57 AM Apr 24th via web
  8. @improvasylum I've never RT'd something so begrudgingly before. 11:08 AM Apr 20th via web in reply to improvasylum
  9. Game of Thrones, Hunger Games, Olympic Games, you heard it here first folks, 2012 is a great year if you're into games. 11:01 AM Apr 20th via web
  10. I can't wait to hit the bar scene tonight. Ladies love repeated hacking coughs, right? #LLRHC 10:28 AM Apr 20th via web
  11. @ScottAHenning there aren't any words I can stick in there that will make this positive for me. Damn you, Henning. 8:36 AM Apr 18th via web in reply to ScottAHenning
  12. @thedailyrobot I know,, but I actually have conflicting opinions about that, since it was used more as a statement and hashtags are dead. 8:32 AM Apr 18th via web in reply to thedailyrobot
  13. There's a special place in hell reserved for those who send out mass emails without BCC-ing everyone #don'treplyall 8:28 AM Apr 18th via web
  14. ladies: if there's a guy you like, change your last name to his last name on Facebook, so he can imagine how you'll be as his wife! #protip 10:51 AM Apr 14th via web
  15. What does it say about me that my favorite blog's unifying theme is living in the big city as a fat girl? 5:28 PM Apr 9th via web
  16. @KDool If I see you there again I'm going to get on your treadmill behind you and act like I'm chasing you. 5:06 PM Apr 9th via web in reply to KDool
  17. @KDool just so you know, a half an hour on the elliptical while watching SNL on your iPhone is the same work out the Navy Seals do. 5:01 PM Apr 9th via web
  • Name Dan Clionsky
  • Location Cambridge, MA
  • Bio casual comedian, endeavoring advertising guy, avid breather
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