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dclarkcurry

  1. The first time I met you. You were drunk and give me your purse. You didn't even know me. I shouldve jacked u like u did my gas
  2. This lady at work is so scared of the "zombies" she was like I live across the street from drug users what if they become zombies ill die
  3. @RinaMirandez lol I haven't talked to vhonda in over 2 years but I told grandma I was comin to crash it lol
  4. @RinaMirandez u goin to vhonda baby shower
  5. Everybody talkin bout my church concert tomorrow. I think it might be on point
  6. Rather my pops then mom. Still low key think my pops is. Too many ppl look like me in the 206 RT @Honneyyybeee My dad is a hoe O_O
  7. #FACT RT @tivah_diva Black people cook tacos more than Mexicans
  8. @jdotfresh yea
  9. Gotta stay prepared @OhItsSheila mypict.me/n3Fsz
  10. @SANDYYMAC yea they got me. In the middle of the night
  11. Still mad bout my gas. If your gonna steal my gas just leave a note sayin I stole your gas.
  12. Hey @VioletB23 Johnny's is a million times better then lawrys
  13. That's the only way. RT @OhItsSheila Pop corn with Johnny's sounds bomb!!
  14. @Persian_Versian lol no idea. Probably a water hose
  15. It's funny how #oomf was the best girl u ever had an u let her go. For what?
  16. Dead serious. Last night RT @OhItsSheila “@dclarkcurry: Still mad someone stole my gas” WHAT!!!??? R u serious?! Lmao! That's funny!
  17. Still mad someone stole my gas
  18. You miss every family gathering and grandparents appreciation to kick it with a chick. I hope she is worth it
  19. Moms is dealing with chemo an all this. You don't visit in the hospital but wanna hit her with some "you tryin to buy some food stamps"
  20. I just need to start goin hard like my cousin @RinaMirandez on people lol