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  1. DOMA=Defense of Marriage Act.
  2. How can Obama pitch to Pujols live on national television and still defend DOMA?
  3. The one thing Zach Wamp has going for him is he reminds me of that Clipse track.
  4. Swearing relieves pain, duh. http://tr.im/snRB But it will never, ever get rid of Jeff Sessions. SURE FUN TO TRY THOUGH!
  5. I think GI Joe is going to be the first movie to experience a 70% drop in ticket sales its FIRST weekend. Because it sucks canal water.
  6. LESSONS LEARNED: Next time a Governor disappears, SEND EMAILS, CRAZY EMAILS, wait for local media to report them.
  7. @owillis Is the show called "LISTED DAY-TO-DAY with Lavar Arrington?"
  8. RT @cbellantoni: http://twitpic.com/adnyg - Confession: @ ESPN Zone w/ @anamariecox & @delrayser for All* game / TOO MUCH FUN!
  9. @shandy_d Yes, and the leg ones were annoying. I also kept taking the pulse O2 thingy off my index finger whilst sleeping.
  10. @chickgonebad I'm relieved that there's a pharmaceutical treatment for it!
  11. @emokidsloveme I enjoy the Dashboard Confessional, but I stop listening once I feel the stirring that indicates I am growing ovaries.
  12. RT @emokidsloveme: You know nothing of emoisms. Check yourself. / Obvsly, I'm up on this emoism: a total lack of sense of humor.
  13. @cbellantoni So he'll bow to Saudi royals but not greatest baseball team of all time? This is how ppl become birthers (that and head trauma)
  14. @WeeLaura Well, Bastille Day is the most emo holiday, after Arbor Day, and Aseret Yemei Teshuva.
  15. Oh, Happy Bastille Day, everyone! That's probably why @oknox was listening to Serge Gainsbourg this morning.
  16. No apnea diagnosis yet, though it is a possibility. If so, I'm pretty sure I can hit up Andrew Sullivan for some tips.
  17. Did a sleep study at the hospital last night. 1. NO INTERNET, GAH. 2. Sleeping attached to thirty wires and electrodes is TEH SUXXORS.
  18. @aimeeb262 He's afraid Sotomayor might find his LUCKEE CHARMS!
  19. WHAT AM I DOING AWAKE?
  20. Why haven't @armsmasher and I started a black metal keytar band called Sarcoptic Mange?