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dblackattack

  1. What to do if Jared Fogle the Subway guy is choking... twitter.com/dblackattack/s… 3:02 PM Feb 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. It's scary when Ghost Rider transforms back into Nicholas Cage 12:19 PM Jan 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. I love when the Giants win because I pretend the fratty dudes screaming "G-MEN" in the streets are untimely prop 8 protestors. 8:31 PM Jan 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. I don't need gingerbread lotion or a Xmas card with a picture of your child on it...Unless your daughter is hot, in that case I'll take both 6:04 PM Dec 28th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I eat my feelings. When I feel hungry, I eat. 11:31 AM Dec 12th, 2011 via web
  6. Houston we have a problem... Apolo Ohno is back 8:35 AM Nov 16th, 2011 via web
  7. Have any dead bodies been discovered by cops due to the deceased twitter followers reporting that they havent tweeted in a while? #thefuture 8:23 AM Nov 11th, 2011 via web
  8. THIS JUST IN: Cher, Chaz Bono's mother, was charged with Involuntary ManDaughter. 10:34 AM Nov 1st, 2011 via web
  9. #StingUCB Help us bring sting to UCB NY Nov 7th 7 PM to see Famblys show celebrating Stings 1999 hit Brand New Day newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/2925 7:16 AM Nov 1st, 2011 via web
  10. Im becoming an uncle this week, cant wait to try my first placenta soup!!!! 2:18 PM Oct 24th, 2011 via web
  11. My girlfriends vagina isn't Kosher for passover... shes got a yeast infection. 12:39 PM Oct 19th, 2011 via web
  12. Hey Oasis, what the fuck is a Wonderwall? 2:14 PM Oct 14th, 2011 via web
  13. I'm not unreliable... I'm unreli-ABLE 11:43 AM Oct 7th, 2011 via web
  14. Jews dont get nose jobs, they get face circumcisions 1:05 PM Oct 6th, 2011 via web
  15. Game of Thrones is about kings playing musical chairs 2:13 PM Sep 28th, 2011 via Echofon
  16. Its wrong to leave a dog in a car with the windows up, they blast the best radio stations dude 2:46 PM Sep 27th, 2011 via web
  17. Joseph Gordon-Levitt Equation: 50/50(500) Days of Summer = 10 Things I Hate About You 11:41 AM Sep 26th, 2011 via web
  18. I eat human eggs for breakfast, I cook them Ovar-easy 5:37 AM Sep 24th, 2011 via Echofon
  19. I lost a toe nail today...there were 5,677 in the jar yesterday and now there are only 5,676... ugh, roommates! 12:34 PM Sep 10th, 2011 via web
  • Name Dan Black
  • Location New York City
  • Bio Long Island Douche Bag: improviser, stand up, writer, & all around rockin dude.
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