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Moltz
My hair let out a cold cackle as the answering machine message indicated my barber would be closed all week.
02:26 PM May 13, 2008
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wyclif
The Emergent/Mars Hill people have discovered Twitter. Now being followed by assorted goateed dudes
08:24 PM May 08, 2008
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Ihnatko
Loopy from New iMac fumes. I probably shouldn't have stomped around the house for an hour with the box on my head, pretending I was a robot.
08:58 PM May 06, 2008
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wyclif
At the local Panera Bread Co. doing email and drinking coffee. In clerical collar.
11:06 AM April 24, 2008
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mattgemmell
"Warming plate" on coffee machine = good if you like drinking vaguely liquorice-flavoured tar. Not so good otherwise.
12:57 PM April 14, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Marriage tip: Points scored for making wife a cheese sandwich may be recalled if you neglect to remove the cheese-slice-separating paper.
02:50 PM March 20, 2008
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EternalPraises
Tshirt i just saw: fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
05:31 PM March 15, 2008
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wilshipley
Hey, AWESOME... if you hook a 2TB drive to an Airport Extreme, it always just says, "This disk needs repair." That's SO VERY USEFUL.
10:51 PM February 20, 2008
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hotdogsladies
When you start humming complex, Bach-like counter melodies to the songs on the baby's swingy seat, it's time to take a little walk.
04:29 PM February 16, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Every time you sniff and say somebody has "too much free time," the part of you that used to love making things for pure joy dies a little.
12:28 PM February 16, 2008
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leolaporte
The Air is very pretty, thin, and light, but I like my notebooks like I like my women: heavy and fast. I'm going to regret that, aren't I?
01:01 PM February 15, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Man rushes up to me with a purposeful look in his eye. He says, simply: "I'm the Macalope" (and proves it). Then gone. Like meeting Batman.
06:52 PM January 16, 2008
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Ihnatko
How to tell you've been using Linux too long: you see a Doritos flavor called "Zesty Taco" and you think it's an upcoming Ubuntu distro.
04:54 PM November 26, 2007
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brownpau
Apparently a bunch of people have been receiving leopards in the mail today. This is a horrible thing and must be stopped before someone ...
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02:56 PM October 26, 2007
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blankbaby
my iPhone is working once more, just in time to field a call from my mom asking me about Second Life. I told her it is a waste of time.
09:59 PM October 25, 2007
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schwa
@dbergey Your twitter rights are hereby revoked. Reason: unwarranted mentioning of Chuck Norris.
12:34 PM October 22, 2007
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hotdogsladies
Memo to self: stop calling them "Taylor Hicks contractions" — this confuses everyone
08:07 PM October 06, 2007
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hotdogsladies
I hate that "getting a head cold" taste in the mouth and throatal area. Tastes like boogers and defeat.
09:06 AM September 17, 2007
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brownpau
Heh, panhandler on K St begging while listening to iPod.
06:52 PM September 05, 2007
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