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  1. @acslater00 Equally surprising, the sun rose today. Also, how many millions does he walk away with? about 2 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to acslater00
  2. @cjoh Oh I am! And so is @bitsybot. We also have 100 bottles of whiskey in our apartment, if that's something that interests you. about 10 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to cjoh
  3. @cjoh http://bit.ly/88Ngu5 is an example of horrible retail data delivery by government. If it were wholesale, someone would do it better. about 11 hours ago from Brizzly
  4. @goldman BTW, the obvious lesson here: 1) snatch goods 2) offer cash 3) act indignant towards air marshal as he cuffs you for larceny about 21 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to goldman
  5. @bryankenji Wha? Why? about 23 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to bryankenji
  6. @acslater00 Yeah, on Friday. I'll be in town next week; will you? about 23 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to acslater00
  7. @goldman Under what claim? Dollars are legal tender for all *debts*. So only money you already owe them, not money you're about to. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to goldman
  8. @acslater00 Is twitter now a better way of getting your attention than email? about 24 hours ago from Brizzly
  9. Wow, Tweet Cloud gives you results by tweeting for you. Trying too hard to be "viral". I want app-tweets to go into a queue until I approve. 6:52 AM Nov 29th from Brizzly
  10. To those who think the US is horribly intolerant: Switzerland has banned Minarets (the kind of towers) http://bit.ly/6qt8tP 5:57 AM Nov 29th from Brizzly
  11. @TinaTBone higher thread-count sheets end up being stiffer, actually. I recommend sateen. 1:49 AM Nov 27th from Brizzly in reply to TinaTBone
  12. @steve_rit @truebethegreat Well she definitely wasn't the funny one. #lastweekssnl joke 11:23 PM Nov 26th from Brizzly in reply to steve_rit
  13. @roxpaul Just play Ski Free, the original. 10:52 PM Nov 26th from Brizzly in reply to roxpaul
  14. Photographic evidence of the aforementioned cheese http://twitgoo.com/5botd 11:37 AM Nov 26th from twidroid
  15. We have too much cheese! Anyone want to come help us? 11:28 AM Nov 26th from Brizzly
  16. @borowitz No one to blame but yourself! 8:11 AM Nov 26th from Brizzly in reply to borowitz
  17. @steve_rit Disney Movies of the sort that they would choose to take off the market and back into the "Disney Vault". The Vault is a lie. 12:07 PM Nov 25th from Brizzly in reply to steve_rit
  18. @wetpope 1) I was teasing. 2) If you want to have the conversation, we can. I think Disney movies are very different from other movies. : ) 11:36 AM Nov 25th from Brizzly in reply to wetpope
  19. @wetpope If you'll go even if they don't have a midnight showing, then is it really in their interest? 10:14 AM Nov 25th from Brizzly in reply to wetpope
  20. Why is Julia Allison in a Sony commercial? And why does she never sound as much like Fran Drescher as she looks? 10:59 PM Nov 23rd from Brizzly